So, Just How Titanic Are You? Take the Test!

[biglou]

So you say you're slow? A little on the portly side? You say that when you look up, the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs? Well then, have we got a deal for you!

Click the following link to see if you qualify to compete in this year's COTT (Clash Of The Titans) race:

Link: How Titanic Am I?

Now, the disclaimer: This event started out as an MX grudge match between a couple slow, fat guys. Me and Papakeith. It's all in good fun. So, with that said, take the test and post here if you want to be considered for this year's COTT event. As always, reigning King Titan (PK) and those on the Titan Advisory Comittee (Me and Predatater) have the authority to reject any application submitted. We'll be watching you throughout the week. Anyone caught clearing a double that doesn't have bacon and cheese on it will be immediately disqualified! Any participants should not be averse to public ridicule, and the last place finisher should be prepared to ride the parade lap of shame while adorned with some humiliating garment of clothing or accessory for all to see. In short, don't enter if your askeert of being pointed and laughed at in public! :laugh:

Entries:
Papakeith
XRpredator
Big Lou
Tree
Grady
Hefty Lard Gomer
R-Squared
Pokester?

 

[Rooster]

LOL, nice work, Lou, now excuse me, apparently I need to go have another cheeseburger

 

[BEEF706]

Whoaaa a titan and I weigh more then my bike, will I make the cut? I would be honored to share the track with luminaries such as these! :ride:

 

[Papakeith]

luminaries! :ohmy:

You better take that back!
We don't take kindly to that kinda talk around these parts! :think:

What number did you come up with?

Gonna be a clash of titanic proportions for sure!

 

[Patman]

luminaries! :ohmy:

You better take that back!

Yeah with these guys most of the suns illumination is eclipsed :rotfl:

 

[Papakeith]

nevermind, the ratio number was removed
I qualified as titanic

 

[squeaky]

Looks like I need another cheeseburger too hehehehehe

 

[CAL]

Whoaaaa, what really scares me, is that I only missed the cut-off by 2 pounds!! I actually plan on gaining another 2 pounds by the time DW rolls around. I can't believe I'm almost a Titan... Do these pants make me look fat? :ohmy:

 

[1tontj]

Woohoo! I'm a Titan too. And the only doubles I clear have big mac sauce on them ;)

Too bad I am so far away from dirtweek or this sounds like the MX race for me 8(

Phil

 

[Tony Eeds]

luminaries! :ohmy:

You better take that back!
We don't take kindly to that kinda talk around these parts! :think:

What number did you come up with?

Gonna be a clash of titanic proportions for sure!

PK: After re-reading his post numerous times I have come to the conclusion that his version of luminaries includes a BIC lighter :yikes:

 

[Chili]

Sadly I easily meet the mark. Not sure how many 5'8" (when I stretch in the morning) Titans you meet though :laugh:

 

[biglou]

Whoaaa a titan and I weigh more then my bike, will I make the cut? I would be honored to share the track with luminaries such as these! :ride:

Sandbagger! Click.

 

[VintageDirt]

Sandbagger! Click.

Dang Larry, you've been bumped from the COTT. That's what you get for practicing. Click :nener:

 

[biglou]

Busted! Don't feel bad, though. Here's a couple other events you can join us in:

http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/showthread.php?t=102291&referrerid=19516

http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/showthread.php?t=102918&referrerid=19516

 

[Tree]

Sign me up, I'm a titan.

 

[BEEF706]

That's it no more riding for me!!! I,ve been banned, :eek: OK so now it's chili bowls at dusk!!!!!

 

[Kav]

138Lbs
74" tall
32"/34"
235Lbs bike
no, it looks like I have my work cut out for me to make into the COTT '05 race :laugh:

 

[XRpredator]

Dang Larry, you've been bumped from the COTT. That's what you get for practicing. Click :nener:

PRACTICE? We don' need no steeenkeeng PRACTICE!

for some reason that reminds me of Wes' lunch with Pancho Villa, and it makes me laugh, even though I can never remember the dang joke! :rotfl:

 

[Okiewan]

they had lunch together?

 

[Pokie]

Hey Predator
"you see that pile of ......... over there? si, senor"

 

[biglou]

Added Grady to the roster...

 

[Moteaux]

220 lbs.
72 in. Height
35 in. Waist
34 in. Inseam
240 lbs. Bike Weight (It's a woods bike anyway. You MX guys shouldn't be afraid of an enduro bike in the race shouldya?

Okay, I am stretching here with riding gear I am would bump 220 #. Ancy chance me getting in?

I know it's Clash of the Titan's, but I ride like I have a boat anchor tied on back....?

 

[Okiewan]

Nope.Buzzzzz.... Bing. No Randy in the COTT.

 

[Moteaux]

Oops, re-read the post. The spelling indicates to me that too many brain cells have been diluted... flashes of Sarge here :yikes: The Maker's Mark is causing meltdown :eek: :eek:

 

[Grady]

Added Grady to the roster...

Cool! Let me see, the last time I entered a race was 1982, on a Yamaha IT425, yea I'm ready! :yeehaw: