QuickSilver
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- Jun 15, 2005
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I'm not sure if I need to write anything other than my title since Whitelock's bumbling presentation of the #1 plate to James Stewart at the Seattle SX round pretty much spoke for itself. Watching his presentation was an affront to the senses, truly.
First there was the white shirt stretched to transparency around his hippopotamus-like torso. Then there was the disheveled, hobo-ish head -- the likes I have not seen since Foster Brooks stopped doing drunken comedy. Eyes glazed over from the bakers dozen of Krispy Kremes he undoubtedly polished off just before the presentation to calm his nerves. All of this would have been forgivable if he would not have opened his mouth. The incoherent ramblings that fell out of his pie hole were like listening to Ozzie Osborne with a mouth full of Spam(tm). The cherry on top was when Stewart had to smack lard-ass's microphone out of his face so he could pose with his #1 plates.
Watching all this was like bringing my girlfriend home to meet my dad...and my dad comes to the door in his underwear. I am emotionally scarred.
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First there was the white shirt stretched to transparency around his hippopotamus-like torso. Then there was the disheveled, hobo-ish head -- the likes I have not seen since Foster Brooks stopped doing drunken comedy. Eyes glazed over from the bakers dozen of Krispy Kremes he undoubtedly polished off just before the presentation to calm his nerves. All of this would have been forgivable if he would not have opened his mouth. The incoherent ramblings that fell out of his pie hole were like listening to Ozzie Osborne with a mouth full of Spam(tm). The cherry on top was when Stewart had to smack lard-ass's microphone out of his face so he could pose with his #1 plates.
Watching all this was like bringing my girlfriend home to meet my dad...and my dad comes to the door in his underwear. I am emotionally scarred.
Now with video link goodness: Click here for video
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