The Drive Thru

XRpredator

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#1
Are all drive thru employees hopped up on speed?

Here's the dealio: I had to make a bomb run out to the home of one of the commissioners (my bosses) to get some papers signed. On the way back I decide to grab some lunch, so I "run for the border".

"WELCOMETOKFCTACOBELLTHANKYOUFORWAITING
OURSPECIALTODAYISTHE4PIECEANDABISCUITFOR3.99
I'LLBERIGHTBACKTOTAKEYOURORDER"

"WHATCANWEGETFORYOUTODAY?"

I say "I'll have the number 13 with . . ."

"WHATWOULDYOULIKETODRINKWITHTHAT?"

"er, I'd like a Mountain D- . . ."

"DIDYOUWANTTHEGORDITASUPREMEORBAJAORREGULAR?"

"er, the baj- . . ."

"DIDYOUWANTASOFTORCRISPYTACO?"

"er, the sof-"

"WILLTHATBEALLTODAY?"

"yeah, that'll do 'er"

"WOULDYOULIKESOMEHOTFIREORMILDSAUCETODAY?"

"uh, mil-"

"THANKYOUTHATWILLBE$4.23ATTHEDRIVETHRUWINDOW"

now really, all I got out of that is how much it was going to cost me. Do they take a course in speaking as quickly as possible so as to frighten and confuse us? I think so . . . :think:
 

CR Swade

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#3
I think Joe Pesci still has nailed the essence of what is known as "drive through" better thatn anybody ever has.

Straight up hepped up on the goofball they are :confused:
 
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#5
Just be glad that you actually got what you ordered. The only time I don't get what I actually ordered is when I'm in a hurry and I don't check the bag before I pull away from the window. Do you have any idea how painful it is to expect onion rings all the way home, but when you open the bag, THERE ARE FRENCH FRIES??!?
 
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#6
if you're bored some day and have a passenger along go though it backwards. Just smile and wave at the peeps behind you :laugh: