- Aug 2, 2000
- 13,510
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Are all drive thru employees hopped up on speed?
Here's the dealio: I had to make a bomb run out to the home of one of the commissioners (my bosses) to get some papers signed. On the way back I decide to grab some lunch, so I "run for the border".
"WELCOMETOKFCTACOBELLTHANKYOUFORWAITING
OURSPECIALTODAYISTHE4PIECEANDABISCUITFOR3.99
I'LLBERIGHTBACKTOTAKEYOURORDER"
"WHATCANWEGETFORYOUTODAY?"
I say "I'll have the number 13 with . . ."
"WHATWOULDYOULIKETODRINKWITHTHAT?"
"er, I'd like a Mountain D- . . ."
"DIDYOUWANTTHEGORDITASUPREMEORBAJAORREGULAR?"
"er, the baj- . . ."
"DIDYOUWANTASOFTORCRISPYTACO?"
"er, the sof-"
"WILLTHATBEALLTODAY?"
"yeah, that'll do 'er"
"WOULDYOULIKESOMEHOTFIREORMILDSAUCETODAY?"
"uh, mil-"
"THANKYOUTHATWILLBE$4.23ATTHEDRIVETHRUWINDOW"
now really, all I got out of that is how much it was going to cost me. Do they take a course in speaking as quickly as possible so as to frighten and confuse us? I think so . . . :think:
Here's the dealio: I had to make a bomb run out to the home of one of the commissioners (my bosses) to get some papers signed. On the way back I decide to grab some lunch, so I "run for the border".
"WELCOMETOKFCTACOBELLTHANKYOUFORWAITING
OURSPECIALTODAYISTHE4PIECEANDABISCUITFOR3.99
I'LLBERIGHTBACKTOTAKEYOURORDER"
"WHATCANWEGETFORYOUTODAY?"
I say "I'll have the number 13 with . . ."
"WHATWOULDYOULIKETODRINKWITHTHAT?"
"er, I'd like a Mountain D- . . ."
"DIDYOUWANTTHEGORDITASUPREMEORBAJAORREGULAR?"
"er, the baj- . . ."
"DIDYOUWANTASOFTORCRISPYTACO?"
"er, the sof-"
"WILLTHATBEALLTODAY?"
"yeah, that'll do 'er"
"WOULDYOULIKESOMEHOTFIREORMILDSAUCETODAY?"
"uh, mil-"
"THANKYOUTHATWILLBE$4.23ATTHEDRIVETHRUWINDOW"
now really, all I got out of that is how much it was going to cost me. Do they take a course in speaking as quickly as possible so as to frighten and confuse us? I think so . . . :think: