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The Great TP Caper

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So I have a roommate that is generally a decent guy. Sure he drinks too much beer (actually I don't care how much he drinks, but often its MY beer!) and can be loud, but he has one HUGE problem. I swear this guy uses more toilet paper than a family of competitive jalepeno eaters. I'm talkng a full roll or more per day! Seriously, I'm surprised our toilet hasn't overflowed in a choleric river. I now hide the toilet paper in my room....that's right I hide $1.49 toilet paper like its stolen hobbit treasure just so I can wipe my arse when I need to! I want everyone to have the means to clean up their business, but I'm pretty sure an entire old growth forest has brushed up against this guy's ***hole!

Just needed to vent..... :uh:
 

XRpredator

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OldassKDX said:
. . . I swear this guy uses more toilet paper than a family of competitive jalepeno eaters. :uh:
talk about a flame!

maybe you guys should get a bidet
 

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OldassKDX said:
Sure he drinks too much beer
:yikes: I didn't think there was such a thing...
 

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Today is your lucky day!

Here is the answer to both of your room mate problems!
 

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So you are saying your room mate is full of????
 
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Dude, you want to see TP disappear, come to my house. I have 6 kids, and 4 are girls. So that's 5 females. It's ridiculous. I think I could hook up a generator to the roller, and the way that thing spins all day, I could power my house.
 
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squeaky said:
:yikes: I didn't think there was such a thing...
I think that statement should have read "Sure he drinks too much (of my) beer", which is a crime that could get a man killed in some homes. :laugh:
 
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Talk about wiping pudding off a sweater :think:
 

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OldassKDX said:
I want everyone to have the means to clean up their business, but I'm pretty sure an entire old growth forest has brushed up against this guy's ***hole!

Just needed to vent..... :uh:
I think its time to buy stock in Georgia Pacific.
 

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kmccune

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friar tuck said:
Dude, you want to see TP disappear, come to my house. I have 6 kids, and 4 are girls. So that's 5 females. It's ridiculous. I think I could hook up a generator to the roller, and the way that thing spins all day, I could power my house.
Man thats harsh... I only live with 3 females and "I" get blamed for using all the TP????? :whoa:

I'm rooting for ya :cool: