The Mexicutioner Revealed

[Thump]

I think this picture says it all about the wanna-be bad ass (A454Elk)

This was taken in his home town of Grabadoodoo, Mexico with Guapo, his "partner". He started out wanting to be a Mexican wrestler, now a cop. He does love his cosumes it seems.

 

[ChopperDave]

Yea Elk sure is ugly!

:yikes:

 

[Thump]

Man Elk, you're even getting smacked around by a DW Rookie....

 

[BSWIFT]

He says he rides a BMW, "big mexican whanabe" is what I think.

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Elk, you better bring *two* pencils if you plan on taking all the names of those asses that are gonna get kicked by you at DW this year!

 

[a454elk]

Dayum, a shot across the bow so early in the morning from a man loving Texas fruit fly! Actually Gomester, THE list is fairly short, with Thump at the top, Slopper in the middle and Twinny on the bottom. How fitting to have two seasoned man lovers sandwiching a virgin DW goer.

That shot of me is pretty cool, I even loved Zuki's back then. ;)

 

[Brian]

You guys have to remember, the picture above is from a while back. Here is a more recent photo, circa 2005. All I've got to say is you better watch out for this guy in the corners!

 

[YZ165]

:rotfl:

 

[Grady]

You guys have to remember, the picture above is from a while back. Here is a more recent photo, circa 2005. All I've got to say is you better watch out for this guy in the corners!

Better sharpen your pencil Elk, and add my Son to your ever growing list :laugh:

 

[BEEF706]

It must be Elk look how the speed makes his lips flap :rotfl:

 

[ChopperDave]

Thats funny(and ugly) right there, I don't care who you are!

:laugh:

 

[a454elk]

No worries, there's plenty of room on the smacktown short bus for your kid too, just make sure he wears his helmet. ;) :)

 

[ChopperDave]

Ah but how are you, my little friend on the trails?

HS???????

 

[a454elk]

Track, trails, pitbikes whatever.........

 

[ChopperDave]

Ah yes I see you are an X owner also!

Interesting!

 

[ChopperDave]

Mine is an 05!!!!

 

[a454elk]

That's a good thing, at least you'll recognize the back after I helmet slap you when I pass! ;)

 

[ChopperDave]

Whatever, Poncherellllllloooooooo!!!!!!!!! :moon:

 

[AssistSuper]

Now I'm not one to start rumors, but from what I hear the two of youse are bigger goon riders than I am. If you've ever seen me ride, that's an accomplishment on your part!

:)

 

[ChopperDave]

We'll see, my new found friend!!! Which class, type of racing are you challenging?

 

[AssistSuper]

Hahaha...oh jeez, I got myself in too deep already!

You pick the class my friend, we'll see who the bigger spode is. Be glad I'm only signed up for one day. I'm so busy tearing up tracks and trails and roosting everyone I could only fit one day of Dirtweek in.

 

[Brian]

I'd love to show you couple of goons the real way to ride a motorcycle, but I end up dominating everyone else so badly that you get you're feelings hurt and I get accused of sandbagging. :laugh:

I haven't been to a moto track since last DirtWeek, but since its just you guys I'm up against, its nothing to worry about. :boss:

If it would make you more comfortable to be out-ridden in the woods where less people will see, thats fine too.

 

[a454elk]

:blah: :blah: Just bring yer helmet for the short bus ride Swanbagger.

 

[Patman]

Now I'm not one to start rumors, but from what I hear the two of youse are bigger goon riders than I am. If you've ever seen me ride, that's an accomplishment on your part!

:)

I'll be conducting a PhD course on this all week. :laugh:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Just wear one of these around the pits before the big smackdown and you'll find the Mexicutioner whimpering in the fetal position near the port-a-johns :)