The Pope, a bear, an environmentalist

LOL,
I have one just like like that, that I got in a email, only its about shark fishing.
The Pope, Leaf and Canadien Fans

On a winter tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just offshore. A helpless man, wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot long shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up
with three men wearing Montreal Canadiens jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Leaf fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it too, into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the
beach. "I give you my blessing for you brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Canadien and Leafs fans, but I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?" It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's
wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about shark fishing.

By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get
another one?"