Watch out for that guy. I’m thinking of suing him. I make one of his helmets and I followed all of the instructions to the letter, I wanted to make sure to stop all of the probing into my brain.
Well I got abducted anyway. I was pretty upset to say the least. I lost all kinds of time and my watch stopped working. It was a brand new watch. I used to wear the helmet everywhere so they couldn’t tell where I was by reading my mind. Well they must have read my mind and found me because I was taken in the middle of the night, in my underwear for crying out loud. You’d think they would have at least let me get dressed, but nooooooo.
You have to watch out for these wacko fruitcakes that say they can stop the mind probing. I’ve tried all of the methods from aluminum foil to wearing Christmas garland as a turban. Nothing works. Trust me.:confused:
This helmet WORKS!!!! althoughthe market is small. Reasearch shows that as long as you don't live in a trailer park in Alabama, keep most of your teeth, and stop dating your sister, your pretty much safe from abduction. Right.:uh:
I met a guy the other day at Home Depot, that, every time he walked, you heard a rustle/crinkle sound (lousy description.) I got behind him at the cash register and he turned to me and just said, "Aliens." When I asked him to explain, he said he worn underwear made out of tin foil and duct tape to protect him the from the gamma rays that the aliens were shooting down on earth to sterilize all humans. I asked him if it chaffed at all, and he said no, as long as you completely shave yourself and wrap your package in saranwrap. HONEST TO GOD! I didn't know if I should laugh or run away.
Thats pretty good, thanks. This is a bit off topic, but for some reason I thought it fealt fitting. A guy my dad works with refuses to wear his belt buckle in the center, but instead wears it off to one side because he worries it will mess up his magnetic field.
I know this guy that I see out at the bars once in a while. He has every medical condition known to man that is non-provable (ADD, Lyme Disease, neck pain, etc. I know they are real but this guy is full of **it) He will saddle up to anyone, and start saying "they're after me", and "they watch me, you know". The thing is he really believes it, he is a scary dude. Totally bonkers, but he gets a fat check every month from the government. ( and HE'S the crazy one?)
I also go to family reunions to meet women. The cool part is that this is perfectly acceptable behavior in 'Bama. I'm finally starting to assimilate. :confused: