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Mr. Atlas
- Jul 28, 2000
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I'm not nearly as slow as I thought I was. I can mostly keep up with mid-fast guys like Eddie, Tony Da Rat, etc., as long as I'm not tired.
The Canadians are crazier than Mick, but he's still #1 in the boyish good looks category. And I thought I was gay-bait.
Lou looks much faster on trails than he does on a track. But then he looks "slow" again as soon as his helmet comes off. Poor fella.
Kav is not anorexic, he just has tapeworms. Somebody feed that skinny dude!
I am a hero. I saved the day when GSR's throttle cable broke 13 miles away from camp and I rode her bike back like Shane Watts, uphill all the way, through the jaws of alligators, over pungee sticks, blindfolded. She and Bratt are my witnesses. And I did not have the menage a trois they begged me for afterward. Aimee still tried to seduce me with "Hey zio, help me with my zipper". Deny that one, lady.
I can also make it up hills that other DRN'ers can't. Nevermind who.
Jake, a.k.a. Mellow Yellow (formerly ggoja), always manages to be hiding on some part of the trail taking pictures when you're looking your worst. He's evil.
Don't take the drink VD offers you right before bedtime. Much like eating his salsa, your butt will be hurting the next day.
Moonrocks in February is THE best place on earth.
The Canadians are crazier than Mick, but he's still #1 in the boyish good looks category. And I thought I was gay-bait.
Lou looks much faster on trails than he does on a track. But then he looks "slow" again as soon as his helmet comes off. Poor fella.
Kav is not anorexic, he just has tapeworms. Somebody feed that skinny dude!
I am a hero. I saved the day when GSR's throttle cable broke 13 miles away from camp and I rode her bike back like Shane Watts, uphill all the way, through the jaws of alligators, over pungee sticks, blindfolded. She and Bratt are my witnesses. And I did not have the menage a trois they begged me for afterward. Aimee still tried to seduce me with "Hey zio, help me with my zipper". Deny that one, lady.
I can also make it up hills that other DRN'ers can't. Nevermind who.
Jake, a.k.a. Mellow Yellow (formerly ggoja), always manages to be hiding on some part of the trail taking pictures when you're looking your worst. He's evil.
Don't take the drink VD offers you right before bedtime. Much like eating his salsa, your butt will be hurting the next day.
Moonrocks in February is THE best place on earth.