This is a ransome demand.

Thump

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TwinSpar your BabyF has been captured! You have until 5:30 PM Tuesday before I begin taking this thing apart. No Deals Mister. Negotiations are not an option.

If you dare.

Care to see more?

A lump sum payment to me or you agree to take my soon to be ex and all debt associated with her or you bike will be mailed to you in pieces... After Gomer has fun with the shinny parts.:eek:
 

Hugebear

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OMG, that's hilarious! TwinSpar, better do what he says, you don't want your 250F sleepin' wit 'de fishes!
 

Papakeith

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BWWAAAAHAHAAAHHAAAHAHAA!
Lotsabeef musta taken out a contract on your ride!! :)

that'll learn you to make fun of a guys pocketbook!:confused:
 

RM_guy

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Pretty funny. Remind me not to let my bike out of my sight :scream:

Twinnie sure is gonna be busy at PitSally.com :D
 

dell30rb

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Dec 2, 2001
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ooh man...thats dirty!

Twinnie, you better pay up!
(you dont want to see your bike after gomer messes with the shiney parts!! (they will be unshiney, to say the least!))
 

High Lord Gomer

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Originally posted by Senior KX Rider
And you don't want Gomer messin with the shiney parts:scream:
Oh, I had my hopes up when he said I got to play with the "shinny" parts. :(

BTW, is "ransome" a French beef dish?
 

TwinSpar

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Aug 18, 1999
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Thump damnit... This is not effing funny. You had to go and take that stupid duck hunters idea to the next level. You may think it's a joke but it is robbery plain and simple. All I asked for was help fixing a damn flat!

The fact that you convinced my wife that you were taking the bike to fix the front flat is believable. Since she is not repair savy, she didn't realize that a flat can be fixed without taking the whole damn bike.

I want my bike back in my garage by 8pm tonight. This little prank is stretching the bonds of friendship to the point of breaking. I'm under enough stress at the office, I surely didn't need the added aggravation of arriving home at 9pm to find my bike missing and that you took it to "fix a flat". Least you could have done was to answer your damn phone.

If the bike is not back by 8pm tonight, I'm calling the police. I don't have time for these childish games! :mad:
 

Thump

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Lisa was quite happy to have a little extra room in the garage. LOL She even let me take your trailer to haul the thing off, I guess you had'nt noticed that yet?

With your latest BS threats the time line has just been lessened. You now have until 2pm at which time I will FedEx your front # plate to you.

Hell I am leaving for Oklahoma in the morning. Get this situation resolved or the BabyF will be making the trip with me. I hope you didn't have riding plans this weekend.
 

TwinSpar

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Aug 18, 1999
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PICK UP YOUR DAMN PHONE WHEN IT RINGS! I've got a meetings most of the day but you can be damn sure your phone will ring endlessly when I'm not in them.

I really don't have time for this dillweed. Quit jacking around!
 

BillyWho

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:mad: :mad: , TS, have no fear, the hack is changing my posts as we speak, besides, you put the insta blow in the tank like we talked about right? That was a smart idea letting Thump take your bike so it gernades on him and you get a fresh motor back at Thumps expense.BBWWWAAAAHAAAA to you MISTER, have fun and don't worry about that little knock in the mid , that's normal:p
 

Patman

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:scream: TwinSpar you should be VERY afraid! You know Thump does not own a torque wrench and attempts to use his loosely calibrated arm for all fasteners so if he start to wrench on that thing your going to need a home equity loan to buy EZ Outs and thread inserts.

Pay the man and get on with your life! Just THINK what he's doing to it right now!:whiner: :whiner: :whiner:

BTW, is "ransome" a French beef dish?
No that's why he didn't answer the phone he went out and "ransome":confused:
 

Thump

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Originally posted by billywho
That was a smart idea letting Thump take your bike so it gernades on him and you get a fresh motor back at Thumps expense.BBWWWAAAAHAAAA to you MISTER, have fun and don't worry about that little knock in the mid , that's normal:p
First of all, he didn't let me take anything. Secondly we all know I am so broke $$ that his motor would take a while before it got fixed.
 

BillyWho

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Ain't that the truth, just ask my tent pole he "bent" at DW 5 minutes after I met him and right before a rain storm, and he wonders why I blew his bike up :silly: I don't get mad, I get even LOL
 

Patman

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I think he means it! You know the boy has been under tremendous stress, he may have finally snapped! Who knows what he might do next?! And it's already been pointed out he said "MISTER" :scream:
 

a454elk

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You can send it out here to some Russians and they can sink it in a Sacramento lake!:) Cut off a knooby and mail it to him, that'll get some attention.

Elk
 

Jamir

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Hey Predator, looks like we have competition!
 

XRpredator

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I was thinkin' the same thing, Thunder! Good job fellas!

Thump the next "honoree" of Pitsally.com? Twinnie's gonna be busy!
 

a454elk

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I was kinda hoping someone would try to come into MY garage and get my ride. Better wear a kevlar vest and you might throw on some kevlar chonies cause my Great Dane gets hungry at night!:p
Elk
 

taraker

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I just got off the phone with my wife. No race equipment ever leaves the house without me being there.

Thump, stay away from my crib!

Twinnie, this is gettin scary. You okay?
 

TwinSpar

AssClown WannaBe
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Aug 18, 1999
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Billy/Patman,

Quit being jerks. You are giving the moron encouragement and some ideas that will very likely land him in a big pile of doodoo.

dirtbkr... It is dejavu. The dillweed took this idea from a duck hunting site and is foolishly running with it. Difference is, it's not a joke to me. He might think it's funny but in reality IT IS NOT!

THUMP! PICKUP YOUR PHONE! I would highly recommend that over having to extract an F250 from your mangled garage door! I'm not kidding around anymore (like I have been at all?). You couldn't be stupid enough to think that I don't know where you live.
 

Patman

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And so your ASSUMING it's in HIS garage?:p (he may not be the brightest penny in the roll but give him SOME credit)

Besides what does duck hunting have to do with this? Your losing it man, better pay up. He's crazy I tell you! Just look at how he was touching it!!! :eek: At least he's not resorted to clipping newspaper text for the letters.
 

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