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Tony 'da Rat
Oct 16, 2000
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There were two statues in a park: one of a nude man one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years.
When one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single
gesture brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for
being patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters you
have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "You have fifteen minutes left." "Would you care to
do it again?"
He asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies. "Oh, yes lets! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you **** on it's head."
 
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zio

Mr. Atlas
Jul 28, 2000
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First of all let me preface this by saying I know I'm not the biggest asset to this site with my off-the-topic and useless posts. And I've not been the perfect angel here, either. However, I just read through the above jokes, and as boys will be boys, things may be going a bit too far. I don't want to cast the first stone, but I'm remembering that DRN is a family site and should be above tasteless humor. Making specific jokes about a certain member one may know well is one thing. It's definately a grey area- so a good rule of thumb is "Would I tell this joke to my daughter"?

I dunno, just thinking that we'd all be a bit better off without some of them. I know the we're just having fun and no ne meant any offense. I just hate to see things get out of hand and have the mods get all over us and start shutting down the humor threads. I'd be left without anything to post to!!!. :scream:

I'll try and keep my posts within the realm of good taste from now on, too (no matter what the language). :)
 
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KWJams

~SPONSOR~
Sep 22, 2000
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Words & Definitions

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly
answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
 

dirtybkr

Member
Mar 17, 2000
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OK It's late and it's not Friday anymore but , Pete and Repete were walking across a bridge , Pete fell off . Who was left ? I think I'll go home and get some sleep now .
 
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