There were two statues in a park: one of a nude man one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years.
When one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single
gesture brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for
being patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters you
have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "You have fifteen minutes left." "Would you care to
do it again?"
He asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies. "Oh, yes lets! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you **** on it's head."
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years.
When one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single
gesture brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for
being patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters you
have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, "You have fifteen minutes left." "Would you care to
do it again?"
He asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies. "Oh, yes lets! But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you **** on it's head."
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