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a454elk

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As I was packing for my vacation, my 3 year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devistated look on her face and tears streaming down her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?"
Sad and broken up, she looked at me and said, "Daddy, where's my booger????"

 

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:scream: :eek: :cool:

 

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Geez elk, can’t you eat your own boogers? Do ya have to take ‘em from a kid?:confused:

 

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:scream: :confused:

 

a454elk

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose!

It always tastes better when it's someone elses. :) :D

Pickin Elk

 

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I am both amused and disgusted.

 

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Well you call me Puff Daddy Riz. We gotta rename you now too.

;)

 

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How 'bout "Booger Thief"? :p

 

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Whoa....I've been hungry before but not THAT hungry.;)

 

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Booger Burgler

 

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Nose Candy?

 

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Diggin for potatoes?

 

a454elk

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I like your nose, did you pick it yourself?

 

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Oh man Elk, that's too freak'in funny:) :cool:

 

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LMAO :) :)

 

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LMAO!

 

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So, did she pick a winner?

 

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Nose rock wrangler

 

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ROTFLMAO

454booger!!!!!!

 

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Booger sandwiches--$1.00
Snot shake--$1.50
Lip crud peelings--$.50
Scab chips--$.25
mmmmm, booger sandwiches!:confused:

 

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ACK. :ugg:
Booger Bandit.

 

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Elk's definition of easy:
"Like takin boogers from a baby"
Could of been worse, imagine if XRpred said "Here, look at this"
after the "procedure".

 

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:( (hurl)

 

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So did you file a missing booger report? Grand theft booger!
:scream:

 

a454elk

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It was a drive by boogering, she was hit just above the left eye. Could have been fatal but luckily the victim saw the shimmering of the flying snot. I said "flying snot?", she said "no, it's snot!" Reports still filtering in as we write this. The victim stated that she heard the sound of a car driving by. As she looked, she saw the right front passenger pull his index finger out of his mother's attic. Then, in a flicking motion, the passenger sent the sticky projectile airborne. The victim, Mrs. Grabba Hanky, made an evasive movement and released some flares but the heat seeking projectile locked on. Mrs. Hanky then felt a burning sensation above her left eye as the nose missle hit it's target. She then blacked out and only remembers the sound of sirens. She awoke and the EMS personnel were tending to her wounds. She is expected to recover fully.

The only discription of the booger bandit was that he had large black hairs protruding from his attic and he had a large gold NUGGET ring on his index finger. The personalized plate on the booger mobile was noted as FLYNBOOGR. Be aware, he is armed and dangerous.
Elk