US Postal Service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BSWIFT

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You all know that due to Homeland Security issues some mail is screened whether you like it or not. It is done very covertly and is usually done because of information that has been obtained from other sources. This flame is NOT knocking Homeland Security issues.
I recently was shipped a, lets say, mature video on VHS from a distributer out of south central Texas. Plain white envelope clearly addressed and proper postage paid. The thing is, I got an EMPTY envelope with this message on the back, "received unsealed at 740**". Althought the loss is nothing spectacular, the joke is on the Postal employee that stole it. When they play this video with eager anticipation in a dark room with their hand lotion nearby, they will get to see Mature motorcycle enthusiasts riding on rocks.
 

XRpredator

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BSWIFT said:
When they play this video with eager anticipation in a dark room with their hand lotion nearby, they will get to see Mature motorcycle enthusiasts riding on rocks.
dog-gone it! I told my buddy that wasn't what I was looking for when I was in my dark room with my hand lotion nearby!

at least those mature motorcycle enthusiasts riding on rocks were naked. That made up for it.
 

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You are kidding?! The girl at Pak Mail thought it was pretty funny but it appears I should have used UPS instead of USPS :( I even had it wrapped in bubble wrap! Oh well the thought of some idiot getting all worked up only to see Ryan Young hopping around on a Sherco is funny.

I Guess "Pat's Porn Place" sounds like a place with a huge threat to national security.
 

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My wife couldn't call me for 15 minutes because she was laughing too hard. Talk about a "whack" job.
 

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Yeah well Scooter got a similar package, maybe a bit more graphic with listing of the "contents" on the side of the box. Of course that was the day she had a meeting at her & Okie's house and the attending staff found it by the door for them. It was amusing for some of us but aparently Okie got to suffer the wrath... that too was pretty funny :)