If things aren't goofy enough in the world today, SpongeBob and his trusty sidekick Patrick seem to be taking over the free world. I'm no different, my kids turned me on to this about a year ago and I actually watch the show pretty regularly...when nobody else is home...I'M HOOKED! Who else is ready to come out of the Bikini Bottoms closet?
SpongeBob is okay, but I have not yet grasped the physics of that mystical place called Bikini Bottom. I mean, SpongeBob and Patrick go to the beach, where there is water, but they can't swim. Now riddle me this: How come they can't swim when they already live under water? And how come there's water under water that's different from the water they are already in? And doesn't anyone eat anything besides crabby patties? Why is Plankton the only plankton in an ocean that should be teeming with plankton? And why is Squidward always so grumpy? And why does Gary meow? And how the hell did that squirrel get down there in the first place?
Spongebob frightens and confuses me . . . :confused:
Spongebob frightens and confuses me . . . :confused:
Wow, that Flu really got to you Pred! :ugg:
Here's your answers.
1. We live in air but cant fly, similar thing to Spongebob and water.
2. The water under the water is simple, The water in Bikini bottom has a higher salinity than the water above them in the ocean. This is caused by all the rain the top half receives.
3. They dont eat anything beside Crabby Patties because eating anything else would be canibalism. Nobody there likes crabs so they are safe to eat.
4. The filter feeding whales gorged themselves wiping out the plankton.
5. Squidward is always grumpy because he has to take third place to Spongebob and Patrick.
6. Gary Meows because he's hoping if he pretends to be a kitten his life might end soon due to Lou. Thus ending his misery caused by living in Bikini Bottom.
7. That squirrel got down there by stealing ~D's bike and riding to Bikini Bottom.
Got it? Good! :thumb:
Here's your answers.
1. We live in air but cant fly, similar thing to Spongebob and water.
2. The water under the water is simple, The water in Bikini bottom has a higher salinity than the water above them in the ocean. This is caused by all the rain the top half receives.
3. They dont eat anything beside Crabby Patties because eating anything else would be canibalism. Nobody there likes crabs so they are safe to eat.
4. The filter feeding whales gorged themselves wiping out the plankton.
5. Squidward is always grumpy because he has to take third place to Spongebob and Patrick.
6. Gary Meows because he's hoping if he pretends to be a kitten his life might end soon due to Lou. Thus ending his misery caused by living in Bikini Bottom.
7. That squirrel got down there by stealing ~D's bike and riding to Bikini Bottom.
Got it? Good! :thumb:
Yep, I'm thinking my family needs to add a couple more DVD's and make it a Spongebob library. :) As for favorite episodes, I'll have to go with Sailor Mouth , and Hooky. :thumb:
You ain't kiddin'. The person writing that cartoon has GOT to be in an altered state of some sort. I usually don't let my 4 yr old watch just because it has that "uber creepy" vibe. :)
You ain't kiddin'. The person writing that cartoon has GOT to be in an altered state of some sort. I usually don't let my 4 yr old watch just because it has that "uber creepy" vibe. :)
My daughter loves the show. I guess she could be watching worse things. I am more of a Johnny Bravo fan myself. :thumb:
Can't call 'em hamburgers around my house anymore. According to the Hurricane (my daughter) there is even a defined combination of condiments that make up a Crabby Patty. We have to ensure that all the appropriate garnishes are available when dad starts grillin'.
Can't call 'em hamburgers around my house anymore. According to the Hurricane (my daughter) there is even a defined combination of condiments that make up a Crabby Patty. We have to ensure that all the appropriate garnishes are available when dad starts grillin'.