Okiewan

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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.


Here's why:.
The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.


Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces / agencies preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and
city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting around at your computer, reading posts.

Nice. Real nice.
 

BadgerMan

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I'll betcha it took you longer to type it than it took me to read it......slacker.

:nener:
 

Patman

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You forgot all those on "assistance" as well.
 

2-Strokes 4-ever

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THIS prison has computers, ac, big screen......thank you
 

kmccune

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Work... whats that? :laugh:
 

trial_07

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It is something you do to pay your dirt bike!
 

kmccune

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trial_07 said:
It is something you do to pay your dirt bike!


Oh that! :blah: :blah: I try my best to ignore it! :)
 

wardy

2005 Lori Nyland Award Winner
Nov 12, 1999
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Ya I resemble that remark, many times i have the "older" crowd in this small town ask me "just exactly what do you do".

i tell them matter a factly, "I fk around and get paid for it" then don't seem to care much after that.
so dam it okie get after it.

:P
 
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