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BSWIFT

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Riding dirtbikes causes you to use virtually every muscle in your body. Many groups of muscles are used more than others but you probably did realize that some muscles are never used at the same time.
For instance, the muscles that make you smile :) are never used with your sphycter muscle, which makes you pucker up :moon: :yikes:
 

BadgerMan

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BSWIFT said:
For instance, the muscles that make you smile :) are never used with your sphycter muscle, which makes you pucker up :moon: :yikes:

Two other physiological impossibilities:

1. keeping your eyes open while sneezing

2. passing gas while blowing your nose :ohmy:
 

VintageDirt

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BadgerMan said:
2. passing gas while blowing your nose :ohmy:
That is most certainly possible but causes major stains.
 

holeshot

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BadgerMan said:
2. passing gas while blowing your nose :ohmy:




I've done the impossible then ... I even passed gas, blew my nose coughed and belched at the same time ... match that.
 

BadgerMan

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holeshot said:
I've done the impossible then ... I even passed gas, blew my nose coughed and belched at the same time ... match that.

Is that how you got your username? ;)

:rotfl:
 

knowiam

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VintageDirt said:
That is most certainly possible but causes major stains.
I can personally verify that :laugh: Ken
 
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