JPIVEY

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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon". Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of! an eye,the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.The Jamaican then began screaming: "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
 

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Thanks Pivey, I needed a laugh! :thumb:
 

JPIVEY

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An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said, "We were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago."Yea" he said, "But we were probably naked."

"So let's get naked now" she suggested. So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.

"You know" she said smiling lovingly "My nipples feel just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

He replied "I'm sure they are -- one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
 

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Those were both HIGHLY entertaining!
 
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