Clash of the Titans... what's the formula?

[Okiewan]

Third Annual DW COTT Race. Do you qualify?

Height div by weight?
Weight only?
Heavier than your bike?
Over Square?

What's the deal?

 

[CaptainObvious]

You know you're a Titan if...

If the suspension looses ALL of its sag from the girth of the rider...you're a Titan;
If your ass covers the numbers on the side plates...you're a Titan;
If you are thinking about food while you ride...you're a Titan;
When asked what's your favorite premix, and you reply Hershey's syrup and milk… you're a Titan

 

[XRpredator]

is it okay if I wanna fight RV?

 

[a454elk]

If it takes you 3 trips to haul ass, you're a titan
if you have more chins than a chinese phonebook, you're a titan
if you have more rolls than a bakery, you're a titan
if you wear yellow and school children try to board you, you're a titan
if you've moved past large and extra large sizes and are at "oh my God, it's moving towards us!", you're a titan

I like Pred.

 

[Okiewan]

This year's COTT race is going to be, uh.... "special" :aj:

 

[Green Horn]

...If a person walks up to the COTT race and asks "Is this the pitbike race?"

 

[Mully]

If you purchase all of your wardrobe at "Murphy's Tent & Awning"......... your a titan.

When your at the beach and people poor water on you to keep you wet...... your a titan

:joke:

 

[biglou]

If the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, you're a Titan.

If you've ever jumped up in the air and got stuck, you're a Titan.

If your nickname is "DAMMMN!!!!!", you're a Titan.

If you've ever gone dancing and made the band skip, you're a Titan.

If you can pinch an inch, on your forehead, you're a Titan.

 

[Jamir]

as I sit here downing my second package of peanut butter M&Ms, I have to wonder if I am a Titan.


here is my resume....

Tying my shoes takes a 7 step game plan
I sweat in a cold shower
I get out of breathe when I breath

 

[Green Horn]

If the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs, you're a Titan.

:rotfl:

 

[squeaky]

If you could wear a larger bra than a thirteen year old girl...you're a Titan.
If children stand in your shadow to get out of the sun...you're a Titan.

 

[Patman]

If you could wear a larger bra than a thirteen year old girl....

Squeaky you haven't seen some of the Internet.

 

[VintageDirt]

Titans?

All these years I thought you were saying "tight ones."

 

[Treejumper]

If you have to run inserts in your tires to keep them from going flat... You're a titan.

If your picture finally made it in a dirtbike mag and it took pages 5, 6, and 7 to fit.... You're a titan.

If you had to turn down the part of Garfield because they wanted you for the Fat albert moive... You're a titan.

 

[gnarlykaw]

If you need help to pull your pitbike out from under you,...................YOU A TITAN!
if you are vertically challanged,.........................YOUR A TITAN!

 

[CaptainObvious]

Some more...

If your riding gear has food stains on it, you're a TITAN;
If your buddies ask you to walk on the freshly made jumps to pack down the dirt, you're a TITAN;
If you name is Pred, Lou or PK, you're a TITAN.

 

[CaptainObvious]

another...

If you have mayonnaise anywhere on your bike...you're a Titan

 

[nikki]

In honor of Lou's most recent smack talking in chat:

 

[JuliusPleaser]

another...

If you have mayonnaise anywhere on your bike...you're a Titan

Looks like you blew a seal.