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How to Bathe a Cat:
l. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat, and soothe him while you carry him toward the
bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
5. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from your toilet. Your cat is actually enjoying this.
6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a Power wash
and rinse which seems to be quite effective.
7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are
no people between the toilet and the outside door.
8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
9. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where
he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
THE DOG
l. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat, and soothe him while you carry him toward the
bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
5. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from your toilet. Your cat is actually enjoying this.
6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a Power wash
and rinse which seems to be quite effective.
7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are
no people between the toilet and the outside door.
8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
9. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where
he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
THE DOG
