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Jokes that can be told in Church ....
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[QUOTE="ktmboy, post: 670421, member: 22559"] A terrible rainstorm strikes a small mid-western town, and the river over-flows its banks and floods the town very quickly and without warning. A man quickly swims out his window and makes his way to the roof, the whole time praying to God to miraculously save him. As the waters continue to rise he sees 2 guys in a rowboat floating by. "Hop in", they shout. "It's okay", the man shouts back, "I'm trusting God to save me!" 20 minutes later, and with the water still rising the man finds he now has to stand at the very peak of the roof to avoid the now swift moving water. He spots something in the distance moving towards him, and as it comes closer he realizes it's a motor-boat. There are 3 people in the boat, and they motion for him to come aboard, but once again he refuses, telling them, "I'm trusting God to save me!" Within 10 minutes the water has risen to the point that the man is now standing on the peak of his chimney. Soon a helicopter appears above him and the crew lowers down a rope to the man and yells down to him to "grab the rope and we'll save you!" "That's okay, I'm trusting God to save me!" he shouts back. Within 5 minutes the man is swept away by the rising waters and drowns. Soon he is in the very presence of God, and although happy to be there questions God about why he didn't save him. God said: "I sent 2 boats and a helicoptor, what more did you want!" :laugh: :laugh: [/QUOTE]
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