New state mottos

[Offroadr]

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
-- Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And
Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right
Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't
Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

 

[biglou]

:) :) :)

 

[Papakeith]

Did you know that Rhode Island is the smallest state in the Union, but has the longest name?:confused:

 

[VintageDirt]

Originally posted by Papakeith
Did you know that Rhode Island is the smallest state in the Union, but has the longest name?:confused:

Yup, those small states always brag about having the longest names.:)

Lizards?

 

[oldguy]

Actually wisconsin is now changing officially to

COME SMELL OUR DAIRYAIR :moon:

 

[Battered Sav]

Hey, I'm a foreigner and even I thought this was funny, thanks Offroadr. :)

 

[txvintage]

Originally posted by Papakeith
Did you know that Rhode Island is the smallest state in the Union, but has the longest name?:confused:

Are you compensating for something PapaKeith......:confused:

PS, used to live right off 95 at exit 93 in N. Stonington, CT. My neighbor across the street and the one next door were both in Rhode Island.

 

[Papakeith]

Are you compensating for something PapaKeith...... :confused:

Nah. It's just one of the billions of pieces of useless information that float around in my mellon. Thought I'd share. :)

 

[MrLuckey]

Papa ? Maybe I am confused but have you ever counted the letters in 'Rhode Island'? I think several state names are longer! Have you been sniffing the carb cleaner again :confused:

 

[Papakeith]

Originally posted by TTRGuy
Papa ? Maybe I am confused but have you ever counted the letters in 'Rhode Island'? I think several state names are longer! Have you been sniffing the carb cleaner again :confused:

*Papakeith climbs up on his (reinforced) soapbox and begins to pontificate*
"I was wondering if anyone was going to question my initial statement.
The trick is that Rhode Island is not the full name of the state.
The official name is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, thus making it the state with the longest name.
Here endeth the lesson.":)
*Papakeith steps off his soapbox, and the soapbox breathes a sigh of relief*

. . .and yes carb cleaner is a keystone in my daily intake.
get it?

carb cleaner. . . intake?!:aj: I slay me! :):silly:

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Thanx for the lesson Papakieth. Learn sumthin new every day.:confused:

 

[Offroadr]

Originally posted by Senior KX Rider
Learn sumthin new every day.:confused:

Proper english in Indiana :p

 

[Senior KX Rider]

:D

 

[biglou]

Originally posted by Papakeith

. . .and yes carb cleaner is a keystone in my daily intake.
get it?

carb cleaner. . . intake?!:aj: I slay me! :):silly:

If only you were from Pennsylvania, that joke could have worked on yet another level...:silly:

 

[Timr]

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Hey!!!:p

The stole our motto!

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi!

:) :) :)