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[QUOTE="rfs mike, post: 627762, member: 38100"] :yeehaw: > HOW TO BATHE THE CAT! > >1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET. > > >2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO. > > >3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO THE BATHROOM. > > >4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON >TOP SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE. > > >5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM >INSIDE TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS) > > >6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS >QUITE EFFECTIVE. > > >7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID. > > >8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR >DRY. > > >SINCERELY, > >THE DOG [/QUOTE]
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