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A Christmas tradition
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[QUOTE="Patman, post: 1323159, member: 16962"] At least a DRN tradition.... It might cut a little too close for some but this is without a doubt the best Christmas song EVER! I really wish the video was available on line to share but it doesn't seem to be. :( Anyway Robert Earl Keen is a great Texas singer/ song writer and this is some of his gooder stuff for Christmas. [b][i]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him until he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay Who talks all about AA Jane's smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel The First Noel Carve the Turkey Turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone Send somebody to the Quickpak Store We need some ice and an extension cord A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites A box of pampers, some Marlboro Lights Halleluja everybody say Cheese Merry Christmas from the family Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motor home in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited out on our front lawn He threw a breaker and the lights came on And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night Carve the turkey turn the ball game on Make Bloody Mary's Cause We All Want One! Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites A box of Midol, some Salem Lights Halleluja, everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the Family Feliz Navidad [/i][/b] [/QUOTE]
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