A Joke

JPIVEY

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A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype a woman that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
 

BadgerMan

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:laugh: :thumb:

What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence!


:)
 

BadgerMan

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:yeehaw:
 

a454elk

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ROTFLMAO! Jim!:)
 

kbud

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a guy walks into a bar and says anybody want to hear a blond joke? The bar goes quiet. The lady sitting next to him is a big, strong blond, says "before you tell your joke i have to warn you that the bouncers a blond, the bartender is a blond, and so is the owner, who is sitting on the other side of you. So if you still wanna tell you joke, go ahead." The man says, "Nah nevermind, ill just have to explain it 4 times anyhow."
 
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