A joke

3 blondes all want to be detectives so the 3 of them go in for an interveiw.

The chief of police says" so to be a detective you must be able to detect, so with that said he holds up a picture and asks the first blonde if she sees anything remarkable about the man in the photo and she replies;

"Yes!!!! he only has one eye", the chief says"it's a profile, of course he only has one eye, you're dismissed.

the chief holds the photo up to the second blonde and says " Do you see anything remarkable and she replies;

Yes!!!! he only has one ear", the chief says " did you not hear what I just said, It's a profile of course he only has one ear, you're dismissed"

He holds it up to the third Blonde and says "this is going to be a waste of time ,but what do you see" and she replies;

He wears contacts, the chief looks at the blonde and then at the photo and then at the file and then looks at the blonde and says;

You're right how did you know that by looking at his photo, she replies;

DuH, He only has one eye and one ear, he certainly doesn't wear glasses