- Oct 28, 2001
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... With apologies to John Mellencamp, sung to the tune of "Jack & Diane"...
Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please
Richy gonna be a Motard star,
Diane keeps it on the pipe, runnin’ bar-to-bar
Suckin’ on exotic fumes outside Service Honda
~D’s sittin’ on Richy’s lap
She’s got her hand on this throttle
Richy say “Hey Diane let’s run off
behind the tower at Cooperland,
peel off those Daisy Dukes,
And I’ll let you have the upper-hand.”
And Richy Say…
Oh yea, the flamin’ goes on,
Long after thrill of the beat-down is gone,
Oh yea, say the flamin’ goes on,
Long after the thrill of the beat-down is gone, now get on
Richy hunkers down back at his shop,
Flow-tests another head and does his best Einstein.
Well you know Diane, we oughta mix another batch of VP
Diane clears the bench and says “Hey Baby, it’s time to work on me.”
Richy say a…
[chorus...]
Gonna get a bigger block,
Another drum of VP
Let the panty-waist posers come and
kiss my ASCII
Hold on to those Renthals as long as you can,
Triples come around real soon,
Separates the boy from the man
Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please
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Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please
Richy gonna be a Motard star,
Diane keeps it on the pipe, runnin’ bar-to-bar
Suckin’ on exotic fumes outside Service Honda
~D’s sittin’ on Richy’s lap
She’s got her hand on this throttle
Richy say “Hey Diane let’s run off
behind the tower at Cooperland,
peel off those Daisy Dukes,
And I’ll let you have the upper-hand.”
And Richy Say…
Oh yea, the flamin’ goes on,
Long after thrill of the beat-down is gone,
Oh yea, say the flamin’ goes on,
Long after the thrill of the beat-down is gone, now get on
Richy hunkers down back at his shop,
Flow-tests another head and does his best Einstein.
Well you know Diane, we oughta mix another batch of VP
Diane clears the bench and says “Hey Baby, it’s time to work on me.”
Richy say a…
[chorus...]
Gonna get a bigger block,
Another drum of VP
Let the panty-waist posers come and
kiss my ASCII
Hold on to those Renthals as long as you can,
Triples come around real soon,
Separates the boy from the man
Little ditty, ‘bout Rich and Dirty~D,
Two moto-heads, livin’ as they please
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