I think we all could use a little funny right now ;) . I hope the term 'weenie dog' doesn't offend owners of said dogs:
George and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
> > > down
> > > and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight. They
> > > agreed
> > > that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs in the
> > > world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
> > >
> > > Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest
Dobermans
> > > and
> > > Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
> > > Siberian
> > > wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest
and
> > > strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.
> After
> > > five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog
the
> > > world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches
> > > thick and
> > > nobody could get near it.
> > >
> > > When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler
> > > Boudreaux,
> > > showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking
> > > dog
> > > anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
> > >
> > > Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there
was
> > > no
> > > way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds
with
> > > Osama's big, mean animal.
> > >
> > > When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of it's
> > > cage,
> > > wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
> > > Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then
> > > charged
> > > the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's
> > > neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite.
> > > There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast. Osama came up to
> > > George and
> > > Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this
> > > could have happened. We had our best people working for five years
with
> > > the
> > > biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest
> > > Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
> > >
> > > "Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic
surgins
> > > workin' fo' five year for to make dat allimagator look like a weenie
> > > dawg."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
George and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
> > > down
> > > and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight. They
> > > agreed
> > > that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs in the
> > > world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
> > >
> > > Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest
Dobermans
> > > and
> > > Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest
> > > Siberian
> > > wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest
and
> > > strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death.
> After
> > > five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog
the
> > > world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches
> > > thick and
> > > nobody could get near it.
> > >
> > > When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler
> > > Boudreaux,
> > > showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest
looking
> > > dog
> > > anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
> > >
> > > Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there
was
> > > no
> > > way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds
with
> > > Osama's big, mean animal.
> > >
> > > When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of it's
> > > cage,
> > > wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
> > > Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then
> > > charged
> > > the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the
Dachshund's
> > > neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite.
> > > There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast. Osama came up to
> > > George and
> > > Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this
> > > could have happened. We had our best people working for five years
with
> > > the
> > > biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, and the biggest, meanest
> > > Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
> > >
> > > "Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic
surgins
> > > workin' fo' five year for to make dat allimagator look like a weenie
> > > dawg."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >