Acronym's Humor

[scar tissue]

Some bikes I find have secret warnings in there titles.

K.T.M.= Kant Take Much (Curtousey of Holeshot)
RM = Repair Monday (every monday)
RM = Required Mods ( take your pick)
CR = Can't Race (Stock that is)
KLX = Keep Little xchange (value that is)
XR 4 = Xchange 4 racebike ( A little backwards but hey its monday)
PW = Pretty wounded (kids take a beating)
ttr= total trash, replace (imediately)
EXC= expensive, xtreme currency (required)
SX = Super Xpensive
KX = keep exchanging (one year Kawi will get it right)
WR= why race (when you can trail ride)


Too much free time on a Monday!!! :confused:

 

[a454elk]

Why you gotta have two for the RM?! :p
Elk

 

[Farmer John]

Here is some spares for KTM
Keep Throwing Money
Kick Till Midnight
Kan't Time Me

RFS
Rarely Fires Smoothly
Really Foul Smelling

TM
Total Misery
Too Much...money...maintenance...

I better stop before someone takes this personally...

 

[scar tissue]

Originally posted by a454elk
Why you gotta have two for the RM?! :p
Elk

Because it needs sooo much help. :p

Couldn't resist.

Actually I had 2 for the CR also, but deleted one on accident.

CR = Can't repair ( as in the Eel's Husky CR) Ouch!!!!!:p

Nice work Farmer.

 

[placelast]

Perhaps it's time to offend red riders (tho nothing personal; all in jest):

HowObsolete(New?)DesignsArrive
HaulerOfNewDisAdvantaged
HandfulOnNonDaintyApplications
HaulerOfNewDirtAmateurs
HavingOneNarrowDirtAtitude
HaulerOfNewlyDiscoveredAfflictions

 

[Farmer John]

Originally posted by placelast
Having One Narrow Dirt Atitude

Boy, that about covers it.

 

[justql]

GoodAwesomeScooterGettingAnotherSomeday;)

 

[Okiewan]

KentuckyTrailMarker

 

[Farmer John]

God Awful Scooter, Got Another Socket? :debil: :debil:

 

[ride_red_15]

CantRide...

 

[placelast]

OK: as a new day, I shalt thus expound Kawis (again, nothing pers.; but go ahead, if U insist)

KnownAsWhoopAvoidingSledKnotIntact
or
KantAblazeWithoutAftermarketShoppingKindInvestment

KnownLameeXample
KneweXperiment
KneeDeepExample

And yes, Zooks to follow next...

 

[Farmer John]

Back to Hondas

Constant Rebuilds
Changes Required

& now Canondales
Not Acronyms, but my buddy has one & it's always broke.
Can-o-snails
Clutch-can-fail

 

[placelast]

Zook's turn today:

SUmZero, UnlikelyKutosItem
ScapegoatUnderdog, Zigzag-UlousKilljoyIceberg
SlowUnwieldyZepplimUnequivocallyKnown(as)Iffy

 

[taraker]

Hehe, No YZF:confused:

 

[KiwiBird]

YZF - Youra Zucchini Fondler (after I blew coffee out my nose with the pickle smoocher comment)

 

[scar tissue]

good one :)

youthful zone finder
young zit flicker
yet2 zoom forward

 

[a454elk]

:):)

 

[MXDad]

CRF

Constant Roost Following :confused:

 

[a454elk]

Oh, now you wake up! I thought it meant Can't Resist Falling:)
Elk

 

[drtbikesrule]

:) :) :)

 

[MXDad]

Ok Elk, how 'bout: Conquers Rm's Frequently or Consistently Running First ;)

or my current favorite: Carlo's Recurring Fantasy :p

 

[scar tissue]

Originally posted by a454elk
Oh, now you wake up! I thought it meant Can't Resist Falling:)
Elk

:) :) I might have to borrow that one.

Currently Retired Faction
Crown Royal Faction (only certain people can afford either of these)
Copied Racing Fourstroke ( from Yamaha that is)
Courting Ricky Forever (Carmicheal)