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Considering a van
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[QUOTE="VintageDirt, post: 749049, member: 21172"] You know what the biggest problem with vans is doncha? Well, when you pick up your date, her/his (what ever your preference is) parents are not gonna trust you. Well not that I could get a date. And if I did get one there's no way her parents would still be among the living but you know what I mean. Also, you should remember not to lean over the handlebars when you release the tie downs on your bike. You'll get pinned to the ceiling when the forks unload on you and then when you yank your head out to save you life (slow and painful suffocation is not pleasant) and your ears will end up looking like spoiled liver for the next three weeks. Just ask Super Hunky if you don't believe me. And also, I remember this one time when Flapper Valve tried to ride his Indy 650 (that’s a snow blower if you don’t know) up a ramp and into the back of his van. Well I think he would have made it in spite of the snow less and dry parking lot out in front of George’s shop. But he got to going way to fast due to that hot rod clutch work he did with the grinder that day. Then he didn’t duck far enough and he scalped himself when the top of the door knock him off the sled. The out-of-control snowsmubeel folded both front seats in half and pushed them out the windshield. Funniest damn thing we ever saw up until then. Ol’ flap need a bunch of stitches to sew his scalp back on so he wasn’t laughing. I don’t know if I’d own me a van or not. But if I got me one I’d definitely go with the shag carpet on the walls and a nekkid lady mural on the outside. But that’s just me. [/QUOTE]
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