Daydreaming/Brainstorming

gospeedracer

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I’m driving into work this morning at the usual Missouri snails pace so I have plenty of time to let my mind wander yanno. And my mind starts to drift off to that place I’m sure many of yours has at some point in time…….

You’ve just won the lottery or you’ve inherited an ungodly amount of money from some long lost distant relative and you have unlimited amounts of cash. Of course you donate large amounts to various charities but after that, because you’re a dirt biker at heart, all you can think about is traveling around the country (the world even) riding your bike with you buds. You even think about infiltrating XRPredator’s country because that’s the only way in hell you’re ever going to meet the man…….but I digress…..

You’re going to need a private jet; one that can easily load 50 bikes + gear and aprox 50-60 passengers. I’m talking completely custom here. Lower level with built in workshop etc. upper level for the passengers, complete with lounge, http://www.bizjetphotos.com/jetfolio/jp1r1a.html :)
The outside of the plane is painted black with the Dirtrider.Net logo on the tail.

What I’m wondering is (obviously just for fun) what type of plane would fit the bill? This is for those of you who are knowledgeable about jets. I assume it needs to be the “cargo” kind where the back end opens up??

I’ve seen a program where you can buy a used, out of service jet and then hand it over to this company who will completely gut it and make it as custom as you want.

Or……… perhaps you would just buy a regular ol’ passenger jet AND a custom DRN Semi that just meets you at your intended destinations. Of course then you would be restricted to just this continent…………hmmmm, what to do, what to do……

Deep thoughts by Go$peedRacer…………….
 

gospeedracer

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Hey, get outta my dream! ;) I'll worry about logistics when the jet is done. I'm going to hire MX-747 to be the pilot. He can land anywhere. :)
 

Mully

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Yanno Speedy I am starting to think you did come into a lot of money. I heard this same (dang close anyway) thing out of Eddie a couple days ago. So come clean, how much did you gize win. :confused:

Mully
 

Farmer John

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Get one of those planes that the front flips up. There COOOOL! :aj:

I know that is a cargo plane, but once you get one, send it off to a place that makes those bus/RV things & get the interior decked out. :thumb:
 

GETMETOCA

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I'll volunteer to be one your first passenger guests! I will also volunteer TXBigguy and Fred T for the Flight Cuisine needs, we don't want regular airline food in this dream.
 

oldguy

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Originally posted by gospeedracer
I'm going to hire MX-747 to be the pilot. He can land anywhere. :)
So can I but the plane may be over a large area.

Why not just have the factory worry about delivering the new bikes just before you get there.
 

gospeedracer

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Originally posted by GETMETOCA
I will also volunteer TXBigguy and Fred T for the Flight Cuisine needs, we don't want regular airline food in this dream.
Actually, the jet is going to need a crew, I'm reserving the airline attendant (Stewardess) position for FredT. :p

You know this thing could really pay for itself in the long run. When the DRN's aren't using it we let movie stars charter it. Then we just dump the ones we don't like out the cargo hatch. "It was an accident!" :confused:
 

truespode

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I wanted the Stewardess position (or is that I want the stewardess in a position? :) ). Seriously, I'll be glad to do the laundry for you guys if you let me come along :)

Ivan
 

Kawidude

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I like that idea! Where do I apply to be the official DRN "Celebrity Pusher?"
 

JuliusPleaser

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The hard part would be getting Madonna, Sarandon, and Robbins in the plane. J-Lo needs to go too.

Someone beat you to the idea. I read an article a few years back about a C-130 filled with bikes that flew to Mexico for a week's ride. Seems like Lyle Lovett and some industry types were behind the project.

It's a great idea. When do we start? I have $8.11 to contribute.
 

gospeedracer

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By my calculations, if 25,000 members contribute $32.00, that should cover the deal and make this dream a reality! :)
 

zio

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Hey.....!!!!! What about a train!?!?!?!?! Picture this: We're barrelling along the track somewhere in Wyoming, and spot a pristine meadow with natural jumps, fresh green grass & nearby trees. I, in my super-cool engineer's hat & overalls, promptly toot the horn, yank on the brakes and a mile later we screetch to a halt. Then, just like in Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, the cargo doors open & hundreds of iron horses launch out to conquer the terrain.

This way, you never have to worry about airport security, rental cars, crowded riding areas, etc.
 

MX-727

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First off, we're talking a big jet, so we need a crew. Robin and I for the pilot's seats. We've got to have a flight engineer on this board, so that'll take care of that.

The airplane I recommend is the mighty C-141B.

http://www.theaviationzone.com/factsheets/c141.asp


The Air Force is getting rid of these so we should be able to pick up a small fleet for resonable dollars.&nbsp; I'm instructor qualified and still have the manuals.

We can land it on dirt strips if need be and it has air-refueling capability.&nbsp; Non-stop to Australia next winter? :yeehaw:

Most cargo planes are either converted or factory modified passenger airplanes. Too much trouble with loading the bikes on the upper decks though. The 141 allows ride on, ride off. If we really do well we could upgrade to the C-5 or C-17.

Either way, count me in. :)
 
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zio

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Looks good. I have about 100 hrs on a PC flight simulator, so I can fill in if either one of you gets sick or liquored up.
 

Kawidude

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Originally posted by zio
Looks good. I have about 100 hrs on a PC flight simulator, so I can fill in if either one of you gets sick or liquored up.

Yeah, and I make a MEAN paper airplane, so I'm third in line!
 

Jon K.

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I bet you could get a deal on a Concorde. Supersonic!!
 

zio

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Originally posted by wfo74
I bet you could get a deal on a Concorde. Supersonic!!

Oooooohhhhhh.... Bad form, dude. Does everyone else agree- Jon has to clean out the toilets with a Q-Tip for suggesting we buy a French product!
 

Jon K.

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Did you really expect Susan, Martin, and Tim to get in a Boeing? Think ahead Zio!!
 

zio

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Who says they have to get in? Why can't we just drop old appliances or Glad bags filled with horse manure on their houses?
 

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BigLou and I can handle the avionics and instruments.&nbsp; Pretty fair at navigation and can fly, not certified but certifiable;). :laugh:
 

Tony Eeds

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$peedie ... Count me in for $32.00! PayPal or check?

I like the C-141 idea.

What about an old C-130. We could land most anywhere and with JATO units we could get it back up.

We need to include a small cadre of equipment to properly groom the site after we land. Maybe we could get Guy to bring his new trackcat ...

DirtRiders.Net in letters 5' tall sounds really :cool:
 
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