- Apr 17, 2002
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Since Irish won't post it (pansy ;)) I'll do the honors...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says "We only have one rule here in heaven, don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. St Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day the second woman steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same explaination as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all of this and not wanting to be chained for eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps. She manages to to go months without stepping on a duck, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, dark, muscular, long eyelashes, deep blue eyes... St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks " I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?" The guy says "Well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." :eek: :) :) :)
I'm still tearing up over this one.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there St. Peter says "We only have one rule here in heaven, don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she has ever seen. St Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day the second woman steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same explaination as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all of this and not wanting to be chained for eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps. She manages to to go months without stepping on a duck, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... tall, dark, muscular, long eyelashes, deep blue eyes... St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks " I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?" The guy says "Well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." :eek: :) :) :)
I'm still tearing up over this one.
