Elksdad!!

holeshot

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We won't hold Elk against you Elksdad. It's not your fault that your son grew up to be a drama queen. ;)

Welcome.

 

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Boodac

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• Oct 18, 2002

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Holeshot did you mean drag queen or drama queen? I just wanted to make sure Elk's not the one hiding the old pink tutu weve been missing. Welcome aboard Elk Sr.

 

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Hucker

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I think we scared him...

Welcome, from north of the border!!!

 

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Chili

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Welcome aboard Elk Sr. Now that you're here may we suggest you do a quick search of the forums and peruse some of Juniors postings, this will give you a quick take on what happens when you let the "kids" use the internet unsupervised! :scream: :eek:

 

Thump

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• Oct 18, 2002

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You have not heard from him cause I banned him for making "The" Elk.

 

Pokie

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• Oct 18, 2002

• #31

Benvenuto, il Capone!.... now when the Elk idea was being conceived, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?..... little bugs bug him big time, OMG
let's exchange baby pictures of the kids.... va bene? prego...

 

JPIVEY

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So Elk, did you ever tell your dad about the time you took his..................oh, never mind, I'm sure he'll find out soon enough.


Welcome Mr. Elks, sir.

 

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KiDX

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• Oct 18, 2002

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Welcome papa elk!

 

Tony Eeds

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• Oct 18, 2002

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Elksdad, welcome to the zoo! Now regarding the photos, PM Okie and he can get you set up to load as many as you want. Do you have one of the traditional "first bath" with the strategic washrag photos?
Tony

 

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Person8

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• Oct 18, 2002

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Elksdad - do you drive a Ranchero too?

 

BSWIFT

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PSST!, he would like a lobster as a pet! Welcome and come to DW2K3 next October. PapaSwift will be there again.

 

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dave186

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so, where is elksdad? i dont see no elksdad here.

 

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yzeater

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Originally posted by dave186
so, where is elksdad? i dont see no elksdad here.

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Well Okie posted in this thread already. Not trying to say anything :yeehaw:

 

Senior KX Rider

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Originally posted by dave186
so, where is elksdad? i dont see no elksdad here.

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He is still trying to deal with the shame of having a son that rides a YT. Must be terrible to have to live with something like that. :) :)

 

BSWIFT

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Originally posted by Senior KX Rider


He is still trying to deal with the shame of having a son that rides a YT. Must be terrible to have to live with something like that. :) :)

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M E O W !

 

a454elk

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So he never showed up huh? I'll make a call and get that old man a movin!:)

 

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elksdad

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• Oct 19, 2002

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Hi you all, glad to be here. My young ?? snot got me into this mess. Still trying to figure out how it sworks. Sure wish I could ride with you guys but you know mother nature. She says my bones are to brittle. I DON"T THINK SO!!! Good job hell, just look at him, My biggest failure in life,HA HA HA.But he's not too bad sometimes. So, thanks gang for taking in this old GOAT.
elksdad

 

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elksdad

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Hey you all ,I'm on. didn't log on yesterday,was out. will do better,I promis. Yeah 89, we do have to keep these yound snots in line. Good shot THUMP. Yes ol89er, he did fall out of the crib on his head while trying to be an artist with his diaper fillings on the wall,HO HO !! Thanks all you guys, I think I'm gonna like it here.
elksdad

 

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elksdad

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OH!!!!!!!!! forgot to tell you guys. Don't ever follow a454elk, he'll lead you to disaster. I followed him one day hill climbing in my younger days and when we got to the top of a hill he turned and I went straight,OOPS!! to late. There was nothing there but empty space, CRASH,BANG, Bent handle bars,And me chasing him with a 2X4 so I could smack him on side of the head. So GUYS, BEWARE!!!
elksdad

 

Jeff Gilbert

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How many times did you hit him in the head with the 2x4?

Hey guys, the truth comes out. There is a reason elk turned out the way he did and it may not have been entirely his fault, but I'm sure most of it was. :p

welcome Elksdad! Bring on the pics :debil:

 

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elksdad

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I can't remember, but his mom hit him on the head with the telephone,that helped some, I think. YUK YUK
elksdad

 

Jaybird

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• Oct 19, 2002

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We know that the Elkster is completely afraid of bats, bugs, lobsters, and dingos.....
Did you and mom terrify the lad years ago? :)

 

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dave186

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• Oct 19, 2002

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well, he is real! welcome elksdad!

 

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jeffd

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• Oct 19, 2002

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Originally posted by a454elk
He still strikes fear in me at any time!:scream:

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More so than spiders? :eek:

Hey Elk - Did ya sho yer pop all those really cool stickers you got on your yeller bike while you were at DirtWeek? :moon:

-jeffd

 

Ol'89r

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Originally posted by elksdad
Yes ol89er, he did fall out of the crib on his head while trying to be an artist with his diaper fillings on the wall,HO HO !!
elksdad

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Well, that would explain his affection for POOP. :scream: :) :)

Actually, that would explain a lot of things. :p

You'r gonna fit right in here elksdad. :thumb: