Tony Eeds

Godspeed Tony.
N. Texas SP
Jun 9, 2002
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IT IS IN PROCESS - So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - By the time the wheel makes a full turn, we assume that you will have forgotten about it too

A PROGRAM - Any assignment that can't be completed by one telephone call.

EXPEDITE - To confound confusion with commotion.

CHANNELS - The trail left by inter-office memos.

COORDINATOR - That guy who has a desk between two expediters

CONSULTANT - (OR EXPERT) - Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50 miles from home

TO ACTIVATE - To make carbons and add more names to tho memo

TO IMPLEMENT A PROGRAM - Hire more people and expand the office

UNDER CONSIDERATION - Never heard of it

UNDER ACTIVE CONSIDERATION - We’re looking in the files for it

A MEETING - A mass mulling by masterminds

A CONFERENCE - A place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of labor and the loneliness of thought

TO NEGOTIATE - To seek a meeting of minds without knocking together of heads

RE-ORIENTATION - Getting used to working again

RELIABLE SOURCE - The guy you just met

INFORMED SOURCE - The guy who told the guy you just met

UNIMPEACHABLE SOURCE - The guy who started the rumor originally

A CLARIFICATION - To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground

WE ARE MAKING A SURVEY - We need more time to think of an answer

NOTE AND INITIAL - Let’s spread the responsibility for this

LET'S GET TOGETHER ON THIS - I’m assuming you’re as confused as I am

SEE ME, OR LET'S DISCUSS - Come down to my office, I’m lonesome

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR PRESENT THINKING - We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we have already decided to do.

WE WILL ADVISE YOU IN DUE COURSE - If we figure out, we'll let you know

TO GIVE SOMEONE THE PICTURE - A long confused and inaccurate statement by a newcomer

FORWARDED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION - You hold the bag a while

APPROVED, SUBJECT TO COMMENT - Redraw the D__ thing
 

VintageDirt

Baked Spud
LIFETIME SPONSOR
Jan 1, 2001
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DEFLAGRATION, NOT EXPLOSION - We've got a serious problem but we don't want anyone to know.
 

Patman

Pantless Wonder
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Dec 26, 1999
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Wow Tony you must know some engineers or somethin'!
 

Green Horn

aka Chip Carbone
N. Texas SP
Jun 20, 1999
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Tony Eeds said:
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - By the time the wheel makes a full turn, we assume that you will have forgotten about it too

:bang: I get that one on a daily basis. And then when I decide not to inform anyone of a problem I get the "Well why didn't you say something?"
 
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