Fashion question

High Lord Gomer

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I am trying to setup a race between some old guy and the infamously, blazingly, cartoonishly fast Occifer Elkarello. It seems the old guy thinks he can follow The Occifer up to the tower behind his house and get there before the dust has settled.

My fashion question is this: What should Occifer Elkarello(a?) have to wear out to dinner if, by some strange twist of fate, he doesn't actually beat the old guy?

(Yes, I'm trying to set this up for Friday!)

 

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High Lord Gomer said:

I am trying to setup a race between some old guy and the infamously, blazingly, cartoonishly fast Occifer Elkarello. It seems the old guy thinks he can follow The Occifer up to the tower behind his house and get there before the dust has settled.

My fashion question is this: What should Occifer Elkarello(a?) have to wear out to dinner if, by some strange twist of fate, he doesn't actually beat the old guy?

(Yes, I'm trying to set this up for Friday!)

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Never being one to innocently mind my own business and steer clear when calamity is about to strike, might I suggest a grass skirt and coconuts?

 

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See if you can lay your hands on a terry cloth man dress from JC Penny's 1977 catalog.

More great vintage Penny's ideas at http://teamsugar.com/group/46813/blog/771943

 

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Okiewan

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+1 on the Man Dress!!!! Good find right there.

 

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High Lord Gomer said:

the infamously, blazingly, cartoonishly fast Occifer Elkarello.
My fashion question is this: What should Occifer Elkarello(a?) have to wear out to dinner if,

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IF! :yikes: What the hell do you mean,,,,,,IF? :whoa:

Besides, he already has his own tutu. :rotfl:

 

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Definitely the JC Penny Man Dress..

 

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IndyMX said:

Definitely the JC Penny Man Dress..

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You only say that because you have never seen him in his tutu. ;) :laugh:

 

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And I really don't want to, thanks... :whoa:

 

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I think he'd look just fine in this outfit ...

 

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Mully

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I vote "mandress" for Elky-poo.

But "WHY" was there so much Yellow in the 70's????????? :yikes:

 

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if he goes for the man dress be sure he wears panties, wouldnt want to look up the officers dress and see his dough nuts :whoa:

 

BadgerMan

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:cool:

 

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Patman

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Badgerman that is straight out of Elks closet, he wore it when he came out of it.

I would suggest to honor the old tradition of flour sack dresses with a Tidy Cat bag dress.

 

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BadgerMan

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Patman said:

Badgerman that is straight out of Elks closet, he wore it when he came out of it.

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:rotfl:

I'd like to meet the fellar......although I don't think I'll turn my back on him!

 

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Mully said:

I vote "mandress" for Elky-poo.

But "WHY" was there so much Yellow in the 70's????????? :yikes:

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b/c Pink and Teal didn't hit the scene until the 80's!

 

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It was a happy day for Elk when Ricardo presented him with his cherrished El Kamino

 

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Patman said:

I would suggest to honor the old tradition of flour sack dresses with a Tidy Cat bag dress.

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Can you get that in a 40lb bag? If so, you can top it off with a nice tiara.

 

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Ol'89r said:

Besides, he already has his own tutu. :rotfl:

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Hmm, I think PK has that now.

Why does Elk need to dress up? Just put him in a visor - we all know that visors are gay. :nener:

Or, for a complete change of pace, he could imitate one of the other members of the Village People...Perhaps the Indian Chief Guy. He's always imitating the occifer....

it's time for change Elkypoo.

 

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SINGLETRAC said:

if he goes for the man dress be sure he wears panties, wouldnt want to look up the officers dress and see his dough nuts :whoa:

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You'd be looking up the ocifer's man-dress why, exactly?

Are there further spoils to this race that haven't been mentioned in public, 89'r/gomer? Up the dress spoils?

 

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I was going to mention the tutu as well, but after thinking about it, you should make him wear something he doesnt wear every day. :laugh:

When is the race? I can put over to check it out. :ride:

 

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How about a tinker bell costume!!!!! And make him sprinkle pixie dust and sing tra la la wherever he goes!!!!! OK the cold is getting to me.

 

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ANGIE said:

How about a tinker bell costume!!!!! And make him sprinkle pixie dust and sing tra la la wherever he goes!!!!! OK the cold is getting to me.

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Angie that wouldn't be a shock to him or anyone that knows him- We saw him doing just that at dirtweek (unless he saw a spider or any other bug nearby) :nod:

 

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2strok4fun said:

I was going to mention the tutu as well, but after thinking about it, you should make him wear something he doesnt wear every day. :laugh:

When is the race? I can put over to check it out. :ride:

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Good point Chris. :rotfl:

Have not set a date yet but, you are welcome to come. I'm sure elk will need help dragging his bike out of the canyon. ;) :laugh:

 

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How about these.............

http://www.manties.net/embh/hembr1.html

 

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What is WRONG with you freaks?! I'm out there, standing on that wall, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. I'm trying to make SoCal a safer place and you retards are here planning a spanking for an old man. Goomer, you need to fly back home and get back to work at the matress factory. To have a race means the old man needs to wake up, and that ain't gonna happen. The other thing that needs to happen is the old man needs a diaper that he can wear for more than an hour. Now shut your cakeholes and let me get back to work.