Fashion question
- Thread starter High Lord Gomer
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Better to be an ungrateful turd than someone that spews turds from their mouth like Carlos does!
Get back on your mall, paint bucket diver cause you suck as a painter..... And my walls need a touch up coat. Get over here and do the painting correctly this time. The last time you missed spots, crapped in a Taco Bell Cup and left it in a cabinet, and slept most of the time. :moon:
Get back on your mall, paint bucket diver cause you suck as a painter..... And my walls need a touch up coat. Get over here and do the painting correctly this time. The last time you missed spots, crapped in a Taco Bell Cup and left it in a cabinet, and slept most of the time. :moon:
High Lord Gomer
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Occifer...so was your bike properly decorated when you picked it up?
2strok4fun
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There are some good stories here, I just dont have the "between the lines" glasses on.
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Carlo already wears the mandress, but only the short ones as the long ones get tangled in his lawn equipment.
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TwinSpar said:
figures you would want pics of another man....
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2strok4fun said:
Maybe Oskifer poocherrelo will fill you in. ;)
He sent a PM to inform me that I can no longer drive on the 91, the 55, the 57 and especially the 405 freeways anymore. :whoa: Something about having an APB (All Points Bulletin) on your azz. :yell: Oh. And I can't go anywhere's near the city of Anaheim. :ohmy:
But it was worth it! :laugh:
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TwinSpar said:
Sorry Twinnie. Didn't get a pic of encounter with the jumping airbox spider. :( I had just walked in the the other room of the shop to get my camera when I heard some yelling and saw elk running out of the shop screaming like a little girl. :yikes: :rotfl:
Gawd, I'm soooooo screwed. ;)
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I still remember the Oklahoma snake that was hiding under his side plates as he was using the Kitty litter bucket handle to fix his baby $*!? colored RM. He looked at it 3 or 4 times before he saw it and all we saw was parts flying and heard some horrific scream but by the time we could hear again he was 100 yds away
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Do I get an "assist" for suggesting that you bait the airbox with beanie-weenies to guarantee he would pull the seat off while still at your place?!?
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High Lord Gomer said:
Didn't have to use the beanie-weenies Mike. Elks bike is a CRF250X with the swing-out side door on the air box. I rigged the spider to the inside of the door so it would jump out at him when he opened the door. He just opened it too soon before I could get my camera.
The best part was totally unplanned, unscripted and he did it all by himself. I was still rolling around on the ground laughing my butt off about the spider when I heard a loud crunch and a bunch more yelling. :yell:
He was loading his bike in his truck. Of course, he has one of those 'compensator' pick-em-up trucks with the big wheels and jacked up way off the ground. So, he found a old plastic five gallon bucket of paint that had been sitting out in the sun along side the shop for a couple of years to use as a stepping stool. When he stepped on the top, it broke through. I looked out to see elk standing up to his calf in the bucket of paint. :yikes: Navajo white. :laugh: I swear I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. :rotfl:
You are one funny guy elk. ;)
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How much does he charge for the slapstick routine if he doesn't cut the grass?
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Ol'89r said:
You missed the time when he loaded his RM into the back of his small pickup (a while back). The ramp slipped and his bike "cased" the tailgate, bending it into "V" shape. He wasn't too happy about it then - maybe he can laugh about it now (or not).
I had no idea that he was so consistently entertaining. :rotfl:
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I'm sure people still point and giggle at him when he goes to Elsinore after riding slowly through the pits on hit YT wearing that pink tutu. I don't remember if he hung the tutu from the antenna of his little yellow pickup to further ensure that people recognized him or not.
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80whiner, your casa, that's house in Spanito, sucks. It's one big booby trap. EVERYTHING is rigged! I had to start therapy after leaving that loonie bin. The jumping spider then the set up paint bucket. I feel so dirty after leaving there. I haven't seen Terry laugh so hard in years, he actually had to pop a viagra to get back up off the ground. Gomer, you suck and Terry will pay for your plots. Terry will pay for EVERYONE'S plots against me. He will be taped to a pole and whipped with a wet noodle and I may just stick olives on his finger tips. I hate you all and look forward to seeing 80almost49er on the road, my office is his traveling route. He will pay, you are all ON THE LIST as I write this. Be afraid, be verrrrrry afraid! NOW SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES!!
Oh, and I will take a picture of Terry's handy metal fabrication work, he actually made the spider. Damn if I know how he made something so small but I guess he's used to handling things that small all day.... :laugh:
Oh, and I will take a picture of Terry's handy metal fabrication work, he actually made the spider. Damn if I know how he made something so small but I guess he's used to handling things that small all day.... :laugh:
