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Message: [QUOTE="biglou, post: 479562"] I'd like to have CAL's waistline and Sarge's arms. Instead, I have Dom DeLuise's waistline and a gradeschool girl's arms... :( The back of my neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. The last time I got my shoes shined, I had to take the guy's word for it. I jumped up in the air and got stuck. I went dancing and made the band skip. My senior picture was an aerial photograph. My beeper went off and some kid screamed, "LOOK OUT! He's backing up!" [/QUOTE]