For all the old folk out there

[RM_guy]

I've never had this happen to me but I could see it happening :scream:

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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were
being introduced to other members and shown around. The man
leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair
by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some
hunting stories you'll never forget."


They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story.

"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days
without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had
to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down,
propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how
long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes.
I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever
seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!!
...........I tell you, I just crapped my pants."

The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't
blame you, I would have crapped my pants too if a lion jumped out
at me."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then,
just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!"

 

[Senior KX Rider]

:)

 

[Patman]

TwinSpar and Oldguy do that all the time.:mad:

 

[XRpredator]

Pat's working on becoming the next victim of PitSally.com!

 

[biglou]

Patsally.com?:eek:

 

[Vic]

LMAO!!!!:)

 

[Bigbird]

Pooped out

True story.

Good one.

I was riding with a friend who was about 58 years old at the time at one of our favorite riding areas. I had just completed a long fairly difficult uphill climb and was resting at the top, letting my bike cool while waiting for my friend to catch up. When he got to me he said, "I have to go back to camp."

I asked him if he had bike problems, and he responded, "On the climb I thought I had to fart, but I didn't." :o I laughed so hard I almost fell off my bike. Fortunately he had some "clean shorts" at the truck, and we completed the day's ride without further incident.

 

[JWW]

Good stories:) :)

 

[Rooster]

Hate to admit it....

I too have cut a "liquid-fart" while wrestling my bike out of a ravine one time.;) :eek: :o

 

[CAL]

Since we're on the subject...Boy my dad will kill me if he knows I'm telling this.

When I was about 6 or 7 my dad took me for a little ride through some trails on his IT 465. After riding a while he stopped and said he had to take a dump. He did, and we made our way back home. That night at the supper table he started squirming like you wouldn't believe. After some quandry, he realized that when he had stopped in the woods to do his business...He had wiped with Poison Ivey!!!:scream: He'll never forget about that!
That is a true story.

Almost forgot about this one. About a year ago, my mom and dad were on their way to church. My dad leaned up to fart and...yep, you guessed it. He dropped mom off at church, then went back home and changed closed. I noticed he walked into services late so I asked my mom why. She was laughing so hard she couldn't hardly tell me about it.;)
My dad is only 47, BTW.

 

[Patman]

Pat's working on becoming the next victim of PitSally.com!

Weeeell that all DEPENDS:p

 

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by Patman
TwinSpar and Oldguy do that all the time.:mad:

...and Patman's kind enough to give us a sponge bath after our little accidents. Why do they call 'em sponge baths when he never uses a sponge? :scream:

 

[JPIVEY]

This has to be the crappiest thread I've ever read :eek:

 

[RM_guy]

My son ran cross country in high school and he and a few others were out running one day. His one friend said he had to stop and go doo doo. :eek: They were out in the middle of nowhere so he trotted off into the woods and soon he came back, saying he felt sooo much better. My son, being a bit morbidly curious, asked what he used to wipe with. The kid eventually says he used a rock! :uh:

 

[biglou]

This would be a great post to put my "Bear snd Rabbit" joke again! (for the third time in my DRN history). Should I?:debil:

 

[CAL]

Originally posted by BigLou
Should I?:debil:

Three's a charm!;)

 

[biglou]

Stop me if you've heard this before...

A bear and a rabbit are sitting around one day talking. The bear asks the rabbit if he has any trouble with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit replied, "No."

So the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped his butt with him.

Thank you, I'll be here all week...

 

[CAL]

I'd heard it before.(you probably told me):p But I wanted you to post it again.;)
:uh:

 

[Milquetoast]

That's an old Eddie Murphy joke, from "Delirious" I think. :)

 

[KWJams]

Not just old guys

Back in the 70's this co-worker of mine and I used to ride our Triumph street bikes 25 miles to work everyday on this concrete highway.
We got to work one day and as I was pulling in behind him I watched him put his kickstand down and throw his leg over--and then immediately throw it back over and took off back towards town. I noticed that the seat of his trousers looked like he had been sweating awfully hard. :eek:

A couple of hours later he showed up at work freshly showered and explained to the Foreman what happened. The Foreman busted out laughing trying hard to keep a straight face.
It took us all day to get the story out of my co-worker what happened--LMAO!
Triumphs vibrate real bad and you can get a numb butt really fast.
All the way from town he thought he was farting and did not know different until he got to work. :eek: :eek:

 

[WaltCMoto]

:moon: LMAO
this is some good stuff.

 

[Vic]

ROTF!!!:) :) :) :)