Aust 520exc
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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are happily sleeping together but are really getting on the nose.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on moaning about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two New Zealand men ignored the New Zealand woman and spent their days searching the island for sheep, as they were both craving a “woolly jumper”.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but
they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any!
The two Australian men, having found the Irish whiskey, threw a party, at which they routinely had all the women, except the Polish. :) :)
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are happily sleeping together but are really getting on the nose.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on moaning about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two New Zealand men ignored the New Zealand woman and spent their days searching the island for sheep, as they were both craving a “woolly jumper”.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but
they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any!
The two Australian men, having found the Irish whiskey, threw a party, at which they routinely had all the women, except the Polish. :) :)
