I actually spotted the elusive GreenHorn last night for the first time in quite a while. It was quite a bit more round and left deeper footprints when it walked but the combover of the Greasin' Formula hair was a dead give away. He got several well deserved gifts to help his slower travels through geezerdom but a few of the cards seemed to have left a mark on his old hide.
Thanks Tony and everyone else for the wishes. :) (Just now saw this thread.)
As Pantsman mentioned, I am no longer a "Spring Chicken". But one card I recieved stated,"Don't worry about turning 30, just think of all the people turning 40." :)