Hey, it's way too quiet in here!!
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Now this is more like it.:p
Ol'89r
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- Jan 27, 2000
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A man was walking along a California beach, deep in prayer and said, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a BOOMING voice, the Lord said, " Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said," build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want to."
The Lord said, " your wish is very materialistic. It would require a lot of planning, many large supports going down to the ocean floor. An enormous challange. I can do it, but, it is hard to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take more time and think of another wish, a wish that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought for a long time and came back and said. "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. How they feel inside. What they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a women truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a BOOMING voice, the Lord said, " Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said," build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want to."
The Lord said, " your wish is very materialistic. It would require a lot of planning, many large supports going down to the ocean floor. An enormous challange. I can do it, but, it is hard to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take more time and think of another wish, a wish that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought for a long time and came back and said. "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. How they feel inside. What they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a women truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"
Dirtygirly
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- Feb 28, 2000
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It all makes sense now....
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
and when we have real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist......................
and when we have real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
- Feb 9, 2000
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HIS tory (his story) :confused:
