Hey Old People!!

Papakeith

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This might hit close to home:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM

 

oldguy

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Dam Papa that was real close but I can not remember who it was about

 

Tony Eeds

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I tried the link ...

What song? I don't remember a song, but someone was missing their phone ... Mmmmm

Might have to go listen again.

 

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I don't remember those times :nener:

 

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:yikes: :ohmy: :laugh:

 

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I resemble that remark!! :) :yikes:

 

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EH! :whoa: What? Speak up, I can't hear ya. :ohmy:

I'm gonna' get me one of those cordless phones one of these days. ;)

Hey Papa. :fft: :rotfl:

 

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That's a funny song. Whoever found it and posted it, Thanks

 

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Ol'89r said:

EH! :whoa: What? Speak up, I can't hear ya. :ohmy:

I'm gonna' get me one of those cordless phones one of these days. ;)

Hey Papa.

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You might want to start with a microwave Terry ... too much excitement ain't good ya know :)

 

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Okiewan said:

You might want to start with a microwave Terry ... too much excitement ain't good ya know :)

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NO WAY! :yikes: I heard those things will make you sterile. :nod:

Not that it matters now. ;) :nener:

 

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Who the heck is Papakeith?

Why do I have this hot chick sitting across the table from me?

What did you just say?

 

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Rooster said:

. . . Why do I have this hot chick sitting across the table from me?

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that's the Home Health nurse. You're probably due for your sponge bath.

 

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mmmmm. sponge bath. :p

 

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tom who?... before MY time...

 

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XRpredator said:

that's the Home Health nurse. You're probably due for your sponge bath.

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Did someone say Nurse? I've dated several nurses! When I was a younger lad, I always figured that meeting nurses was one of the fringe benefits of riding motorcycles.

Fortunately, the spooge bath is only necessary whenever I get a new bike, so I don't mind that too much. After all, that's why we all learned to re-jet, right? But, I didn't know I could get a home health nurse to help clean up behind me! Maybe getting old won't be so bad after all!

 

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I can imagine the job of cleaning up behind you would not be a very sought after job.
But, I would like to suggest...Baby Wipes. They do a great job, and smell real nice!
As well as being oh so gentle.

Be very careful not to pick up the Clorox wipes by mistake!
Could be a disasster.
:yikes:

 

XRpredator

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Be very careful not to pick up the Clorox wipes by mistake!

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but you go and use the Clorox wipes and you get that special bleaching effect. The bleaching is all the rage in Hollywood.

I'm not kidding.

 

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Bleached butt bimbos?