Final preparations have begun for the annual nine-day Thank and Spank. For all of us in the Northwest, and all of the "local" SoCal fruitcakes, Thanksgiving week in Jawbone Canyon has become an institution not to be missed. For me it all began about ten or twelve years ago while learning how to ride with my evil twin brother "Cornfed" (we're originally from Iowa). We hooked up with the aformentioned loonies and have been riding/racing ever since. This year's NW roster includes almost a dozen ETRA members and some "special guests". Bonehead will bring his Turkey Bomb cooker and I have been nominated to haul the keg of "real" beer down. Also, Rapids and I have put the finishing touches on the Team W.H.O. (Well Hung Over) riding gear for the combined assualt on The Wall (video cameras will be rolling). For those of you who aren't interested in crinkling your pipe or gouging(not scratching) your plastic there will be plenty of "realistic" people with us who want to actually go for a ride in the dez. I, for one, CAN'T WAIT to get my hands on the loud handle and do some serious hillclimbimg. We will be there on Friday night, Nov 16, and will stay through the next weekend, Nov 25. I'll put up some ETRA pie-plates from the Jawbone Canyon road after it leaves the blacktop. More directions will be available soon. Happy trails!