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> >For all you auto parts experts out there!
> >
> >The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and
asks
> >for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
> >
> >
> >She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
> >"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old
> >Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"
> >
> >
> >She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
> >"What does it do?," we asked.
> >She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
> >One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
> >
> >
> >The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes
> >it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
(direction, draw a circle write 710 in the middle of it and flip it over)
One guy said " I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
> >
> >
> >Note: Read "710" upside down.
> >
>
>:aj:
> >
> >The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and
asks
> >for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
> >
> >
> >She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
> >"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old
> >Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"
> >
> >
> >She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
> >"What does it do?," we asked.
> >She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
> >One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
> >
> >
> >The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes
> >it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
(direction, draw a circle write 710 in the middle of it and flip it over)
One guy said " I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
> >
> >
> >Note: Read "710" upside down.
> >
>
>:aj: