Joke of the Day!

[IrishEKU]

Pecking Order
Everybody on Earth dies and goes to heaven. God greets them and says, “Men, make two lines: one for those who dominated their women and one for those who were whipped. All the women can go with St. Peter.”

After about an hour, God returns to find 2.5 billion men standing in the whipped line and only one guy in the dominant line.

“You men should be ashamed of yourselves!” God cries. “I created you in my image, and all of you cowed down to women? Can any of you explain this?” No one dares says a word.

God then turns to the man standing alone and says, “Tell me, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on this line?”

“I don’t know,” the guy replies. “My wife told me to stand here.”

:) :) :)

 

[yzeater]

Whipped in the :moon:

 

[GETMETOCA]

Hey Irish, I "respectfully" request that you keep your cut and paste crap out of this forum. Thanks, Natalie

PS: I mean it.

 

[thumbs]

:eek:

 

[IrishEKU]

Sorry Natalie,
I thought it was kind of funny.
Won't happen again,
Phillip

 

[GETMETOCA]

Now, that was a good "whipped" joke. :)

You're a good sport after all.

 

[IrishEKU]

My G/F reminds me daily, she loved the joke! :) :) :)

I wonder how long I can avoid that buying that ring? :scream:

 

[GETMETOCA]

Originally posted by IrishEKU
avoid that buying that ring? :scream:

Geez Irish, you're really getting on my nerves today. ;) Did you have to bring THAT topic up??? :)

 

[gospeedracer]

LOL Natalie, you're eeeevil! ;)

 

[NVR FNSH]

I used to think this was a place to go and get a rational woman's opinion. Guess I was wrong. What was I thinking - rational woman?

Looking forward to meeting you this weekend Natalie.

Brian