2-Strokes 4-ever
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2-Strokes 4-ever said:One more thing.......if the highway dept. is going to insist on these guard-rails along the overpasses, the least they can do is post some "dangers." I will leave now...
AssistSuper said:lol! :)
I'm thinking we all look at something and think it'd be a fun place to ride.
At work I'm always wishing I could jump the tee boxes or ride wheelies down the fairway.
ellandoh said:when you get your hair cut to maximize helmet fit
when you make engine sounds in your sleep
when you sit on your bike in the garage and make engine noises when you can't ride it
when you wake up in a cold sweat, screaming after you dream your bike was stolen
when you have the dealership's number on speed dial
when you judge the steepness of hills by what gear you could climb it in
when all your clothes smell like race gas and castor oil
when you judge distance by whether or not you could jump it
when you drive down the freeway with your helmet on!
when your quad is worth more than your vehicle
when u have 10,000 posts on DRN
when u skip work, easter dinner, and GF birthday to go riding.
when you start your bike before you go to work just to hear it
when you rip up your lawn trying out new parts
when u collect coke cans to afford new parts
-when you cant see your floor because all your gear magizines parts boxes etc. are on the floor
when u read the same catalog evert day and write down the things you want and how your gonna pay for them
when you annoy your coworkers all day about how to attack the double at the local spot
whenyou ask the boss if he wants to drag after work
when you polish parts every day even though they dont need to be polish.
when you go throught 5 cans of mothers every month.
when you buy your new top end, THEN you try to figure out how you're gonna pay rent...
when you call in sick so you can work on your bike and get it ready to race this weekend.
when you have dogs by the name of Thor and vforce
when you practice freestyle on a trampoline with a pair of old renthals
When you use your tractor more for building jumps than mowing your 12 acres
When people you don't know call you up and ask for tech help on the phone
When you follow the UPS truck all day untill it stops at your house because you are waiting on parts.
When you use members on DRN screennames to friends in a conversation and they look at you like your crazy
when you siphen gas out of your vehicle and put it in the bike
when your girlfriend needs a birthday present but you spend your money on parts for your bike
when you actually fantisize about the dunes
when you engage in fits of rage when somehow your neighbor received his copy of MXA before you
ellandoh said:when you practice freestyle on a trampoline with a pair of old renthals
ellandoh said:when your bike is worth more than your vehicle
RM_guy said:When you cross a rough section of railroad tracks and you pull up on the steering wheel
When you look for berms to hit when making turns on the road
pyrofreak said:go to Wal*Mart, and see how many people put two fingers out on the smaller bar of the shopping cart, grabbing the "clutch" and "brake", the same people who shop by, "picking a line" and "keeping their elbows out"
2-Strokes 4-ever said:I'm 47 years old, and I've had this sickness for 35 years! It's in my blood, it won't go away, it's misery......and misery loves company........do you relate?
When I drive down the highway, I imagine riding down the shoulder, landing all the overpasses perfectly on the downside. I ride down the shoulder, getting the front-end up for the ditches.....then a sudden culvert, I feel the pain! I see the pine forests and want to attack them with my ribbon, chainsaw and machete.......Oh......... it haunts me!
I must go cut the grass now. I'll warm up the mower, clean-out the motor, time the start perfectly, brake late for the corners, get the front-end light for the bumps.........MAKE IT STOP!!!
So my wife tells me.windfall said:Ya mean, not everybody does that?!?!?!? :coocoo:
xsnrg said:Turned 33 yesterday and I've had this illness since I was in grade school. Whenever I was riding in a car with my parents, I always passed the time envisioning my self riding at the same speed alongside the road or insterstate, picking what line I would be riding and how I would jump what, etc. I still do it to this day. I hope there is no cure.
RM_guy said:When you cross a rough section of railroad tracks and you pull up on the steering wheel
When you look for berms to hit when making turns on the road
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