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[QUOTE="dirty~d~, post: 689481, member: 30241"] As if having your precious Chefs LOSE to the Bengals (like they're going to lose to the Raiders :p) wasn't bad enough, I wrote a little something for ya. ;) As sung to Elvis' In The Ghetto... ehem... As the fur flies On a cold and gray Missouri mornin' A poor little naive kitten is born In a basement And the angels cry Cause if there's one thing that they know is true Is that there's a single man named Lou In his bedroom People, don't you understand A man needs a companion Or he'll end up blind with hairy old palms someday Take a look at you and me Are we too lucky to see Do we help him find a mate Or do we buy him lotion Well the night comes And the poor little kitten with the short hair coat Plays with a ball of yarn that fell from a tote In a basement And Lou's hunger burns Cause he went all day with his pants too tight But he tries to resist And he tries to fight it In his bedroom Then at last in desperation Lou gives into his urge Lays on his bed, unzips his pants Closes his eyes as the DVD plays And the kitten dies As the flies gather 'round another dead kitten Lou starts to fall asleep with his :scream: in his hand In the darkness And he starts to snore On a cold and gray Missouri mornin' Another little naive kitten is born In a basement An MP3 is in the works. :p [b]GO RAIDERS!![/b] [/QUOTE]
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