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[QUOTE="Jamir, post: 497351, member: 24422"]
So I am sitting there at 10pm playing my 9th hand of Uno with my aunt Hildagard and I realize that this is worse than when my old roomate Jim and I would smoke bong hits and try to figure out which Golden Girl has the better bum. Anyhoo. I have been away from all of this long enough. I need help friends and motoheads. My bike broke and I didn't even care. It has been sitting in the garage with the shattered clutch laying next to it's lifeless engine. My wife is kicking me out. I am working nights for probably the next hundred to two hundred years.   So basically I feel like my life is going down the crapper. Now, I know I have been away for a while and a lot of you either don't remember me, have forgotten me, or hate me, so this is a lot to ask. But cripes people, I need help here. I need some uplifting. Hell, Pred gives me a verbal kick in the petute on a dailey basis and a lot of you have given me good advice in the past. I guess I just need some comeradery and a maybe a laugh because ladies and gents, my life sucks bigfoot's booty!
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