KiwiBird
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- Jan 30, 2000
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Are you tired of all those mushy Friendship Poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
is a Friendship Poem that really speaks to true friendship and
truth itself!
My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ass.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is
not speaking to you right now anyway
A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND will help you
hide the bodies.
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
is a Friendship Poem that really speaks to true friendship and
truth itself!
My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry ******* who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ass.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is
not speaking to you right now anyway
A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND will help you
hide the bodies.