Mondays Joke

[desert_racer]

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls," There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes. :moon: :moon: :) :)

 

[Ol'89r]

Awww crap Rex.

Another contaminated keyboard and it's only Monday. :) :) :) :)

 

[Milquetoast]

I think I'll try that the next time I get pulled over. :)

 

[XRpredator]

I'd try it, but I don't want to spend any time in the pokey. :eek:

 

[a454elk]

:):)

 

[smb_racing]

:)

 

[dirty~d~]

BRRRAHHAHAHAHAHA!! :)

 

[yzeater]

Let me edit that for you Maru

Elk, what would you do if someone who was 6'8 (i think that's like XRP) actually said that to you?

 

[a454elk]

I've heard worse!

 

[slo' mo]

Originally posted by yzeater
Let me edit that for you Maru

Elk, what would you do if someone who was 6'8 (i think that's like XRP) actually said that to you?

let me put it into a REAL perspective

Elk - what would you do if somebody said that to you while you were just pushing your DRZ around the pits while munching on a Krispy Kreme? NO, NO! I said I wasn't going to start that this week.... :think:

 

[Kav]

Originally posted by a454elk
I've heard worse!

do tell

 

[a454elk]

Slo- DRZ! Ahhhh, no four strokes here other than the elk pal!:moon: My kids came home with 2 dozen krispy's yesterday, I was in heaven!

Kav how bout this, "How you doin today sir?"

"I'm doing f****** great you a**hole, how bout you?"

"Well, this is going downhill, can I see you license and registration?"

"What the f*** did you stop me for, I wasn't doing s***. Don't you have anything better to do you d***head?"

"Actually sir, you are my number one priority right now and I can't bear the thought of being with someone else right now."

It didn't get any better but I think you got the jist of it!:):)

 

[MrLuckey]

What was that guys last name? This didn't make national headlines did it :p

 

[Rooster]

Jeez, elk, now how about the truth? I was minding my own business, blazin down the highway, maybe, just maybe going a mere 105 and you gotta go and bust my groove! :eek: :)

 

[a454elk]

No TTR, it wasn't LA County and I wasn't chasin a Hyundai!

How bout this one:

"Good morning sir, I stopped you because, whoa, what's that ll over you face?!"

"They're scabs"

"From what?!"

"I've got aids."

"How'd you get that?"

"You know."

"Wow, I'll be leaving now!"

I stopped him for tailgating, go figure!

 

[MrLuckey]

Originally posted by a454elk
I stopped him for tailgating, go figure!

That is bad... just bad! He wasn't tailgating YOU was he :p

 

[a454elk]

NO! :):)

 

[02cr250r]

Is that guy in you "avatar" the guy from Chips? I think his name is eric estrada or something...a454elk? im only 16 so that show was a little before my time.

 

[BEEF706]

Elk, I have more respect than ever for law enforcement, i hear crap like that frequently , but I am not armed! Self-restraint is your middle name! :p

 

[a454elk]

You know, in the end, he's the loser, not matter what he says. If you can keep that in mind, things are just humorous, nothing more!;) I still have the last say in which ride he takes from there, his or mine!:)

 

[justql]

As I tell students in my office "you might have the last word but I have the last action.