Don’t forget Murphy’s Rules of Dating!
If he’s smart and good-looking, he’s probably a jerk.
If he’s smart and nice, he’s not good looking.
If he’s nice and good looking, he’s probably not too bright.
If he’s all three, he’s either taken, not interested or of an alternative sexual preference.
Or, if he has all three but is single and interested, he probably doesn’t ride, or he rides a quad.
If things are going well, you will find a way to screw it up.
If things are screwed up, you will find a way to make it worse.
If you dump him, he will come back to haunt you somehow.
If you don’t, he’ll make your life miserable.
If you stay single so you can focus on your career, you’ll be lonely.
If you meet someone and cure your loneliness, you’ll be restless.
Help me--have I forgotten any?
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